Saw it the other day, here's the film in a nutshell:
(Spoilers!)
- Car chase. DBS. Camera man falls over edge of cliff with car.
- Weird credits with awful theme tune and bizarre bullet-following sequence.
- Interrogation: We have people everywhere. Har har har you don't know anything about us. OMG highly-skilled double-agent misses a point blank shot at M.
- Bond chases someone and kills him. Bond gets told off.
- M gets annoyed at Bond
- Overly-long and complicated dialogue which loses me for the next 20 minutes. But it's ok because there's some explosions and a hot girl.
- Over-long shot of Bond's arm. OMEGA! And Sony phone!
- Bond kills someone else. Bond gets told off. Next few lines already heard in trailer.
- Bond's passports and credit card are stopped. S'ok, he finds an old CIA friend and uses his. OMG SONY.
- Car chase through streets. Ford, Sony, GPS tracking, but it's ok because Bond has an Omega.
- MI6 try to arrest Bond. They fail.
- Bond kills more people, and OMG it's water not the cliche oil.
- SONY! Why hasn't Bond's phone crashed yet like mine?
- Hotel gradually explodes as Bond runs through it. Baddie dies in desert.
- End
So....I thought it was pretty much a half-bond film. Not a touch on /any/ other Bond film, and basically felt a bit silly really. There wasn't much to the plot, and all the good lines and action sequences were seen in the trailer. Infact, all the good stuff was in the trailer. There was nothing else! I was expecting the interrogation of Mr White to be more than "we have people everywhere..." BANG BANG *White runs off*
No classic Bond stuff, no decent Bond girl hotness, no gadgets, nothing apart from every 25min Bond and M talking about how M doesn't trust him and how don't worry it's ok, he knows what he's doing.
