Vicar has potato removed from bottom

I have a relative who is a doctor,who sometimes works in the emergency room of the Hospital

he told me ,that a few years ago, a girls went in the hospital emergency room,with a piece of the Christmas tree-( it was a real pine tree and it was a few days after Christmas) inside of the vagina:D

she had slept with it inside the vagina,and with the humidity it swells a lot, in a way it does not come out again ( the bark of the pine has some scales like a fish skin,so it slides easily in one way,but not on the reverse)

they need to operate her,to solve the problem

the poor girl ( just imagine her shame) told him a his colleagues that she felt over the tree also,eheheh

( that is a true story,believe it or not)
 
my old man was telling me about this earlier, whilst in the boozer, apparently it was in the sun newspaper today
 
inferno said:
why didn't hee just shove a knife up there and try and break it apart, better than going to A&E
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Well, taking this lunatic idea seriously for a second - by the time he'd broken the potato up, he would also have perforated his colon resulting in peritonitis and death. Unless he went to the casualty department of his local hospital and told them that after falling on a potato and having it go up inside him, he then stuck a knife up and shredded his potaoto (and intestines) and could they please remove the chips, sew up his guts and give him an emergency course of antibiotics please.
 
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