I ALMOST DIED :O

[Delvis]

ohh so acting like a **** is ok on a uni campus because the person who's wheels he goes under when riding like that wont feel any guilt once they kill him!

Nope, but I believe people where walking in the cycle lane.

you know, them lanes, dedicated to cyclists so they can go past the pedestrians.

I hope some people here don't goto Holland, or any countries that have a lot of cyclists...you will actually be killed

 

[Mad_Jay]

Can we call him gay yet?

 

[singist]

Given the title and the explanation: shame you missed out really!

 

[Adrianr]

You pussy.. I ride downhill, you do this **** all the time You want to try doing it whilst going off a jump on a corner, now that's some fuuuuuuun stuff.

*Disclaimer for hippies: Only do this on a designated downhill course

 

[PyroboyUK]

I really hate people like you, i've got no sympathy.

So true.

Its got nothing to do with pedestrians walking in the cycle lane either. Its nutters on bicycles that ride on public roads like they own the things. Running red lights, coming up the inside lane far too close, pulling out in front of traffic.

 

[BennyC]

I don't really know what you were hoping to achieve by this?!

It's like somebody saying they were drifting their car on the pavement, when somebody almost got in the way which could have resulted in the car rolling and then bursting into flames and burning them alive. Pointless.

If you want to weave fast, do it somewhere that isn't around other people. If i had to undergo any pain, discomfort or inconvenience because of you I'd make sure you regretted ever getting on your bike that day.

Happy cycling idiot.

 

[Ry@n]

Found it a funny read

GOOOOO BIKE DRIFT!!

 

[MikeHunt79]

You should have stopped pedaling then you might have had a bicycle highside

Tankslapper

 

[Heofz]

Using that theory cars shouldn't be fitted with radios/cd players etc

No, because we can use our mirrors to look behind us and on either side. Cyclists rely on being able to hear.

If you want to weave fast, do it somewhere that isn't around other people. If i had to undergo any pain, discomfort or inconvenience because of you I'd make sure you regretted ever getting on your bike that day.

Happy cycling idiot.

+1

 

[V4NT0M]

Bah this is the second "I ALMOST DIED" thread I've read on these forums and they were both diabolical, god get a real near death experience ffs then come post "OMFG I ALMOST DIED", ******* hypochondriac!

I think I ALMOST DIED TOO, I was walking to the shop to get some chopped tomatoes and there was a road right next to the pavement OMG THE CARS WERE SO CLOSE!!!

 

[BigglesPiP]

Lol, been there, more than once.

I was a complete idiot on my push-bike when I was younger.

 

[FrostedNipple]

It's like somebody saying they were drifting their car on the pavement, when somebody almost got in the way which could have resulted in the car rolling and then bursting into flames and burning them alive. Pointless.

nice comparison!

If i had to undergo any pain, discomfort or inconvenience because of you I'd make sure you regretted ever getting on your bike that day.

Hard man on the internet says he would beat me up! Cool man

You wouldn't be able to beat me up anyway. As soon as you swing for me your shoulder will tear again!

 

[Clipsey]

Most disappointing thread title and story yet!

 

[singist]

nice comparison!


Hard man on the internet says he would beat me up! Cool man

If he needs any help I'll volunteer to help clean the **** off the footpaths.

 

[Heofz]

If he needs any help I'll volunteer to help clean the **** off the footpaths.

And don't forget me!

Edit: oh and btw FrostedNipple he wasn't threatening to beat you up per se, he merely said that if you were a cyclist and cycled into him due to your supposed gross negligent style of cycling, at the scene he would make you regret it.

And that goes for me too, I mean I think if some inconsiderate ***** cyclist was weaving in and out of people at high speeds and ran into me because he lost control, I'd imagine that my anger would cause me to try to kick the crap out of him while he's still down, if I wasn't seriously injured.

 

[FrostedNipple]

If i ever see any of you negative feedback people i will ghostie into you!

 

[Heofz]

If i ever see any of you negative feedback people i will ghostie into you!

can you keep of the cycle paths!

Also I doubt every single pedestrian you "weaved between" was on a cycle path, unless you simply define "cycle path" as the direction your bike is going and not an actual marked path...

 

[Noel Gallagher]

Retard! :|

 

[FrostedNipple]

^ oasis are rubbish nowadays

Also I doubt every single pedestrian you "weaved between" was on a cycle path, unless you simply define "cycle path" as the direction your bike is going and not an actual marked path...

A ghostie, is when you pedal get up to a speed and then hop of the back of the bike, leaving it traveling forward. It was just an immature response to your immature remark

As people who have been to kent uni have confirmed. The cycle path between parkwood and the sports centre is pretty manic.

Also the whole point of this thread was that i put myself at risk, no one else! Stop moaning the lot of yah!

 

[Ricochet J]

Also the whole point of this thread was that i put myself at risk, no one else! Stop moaning the lot of yah!

But you put other people at risk by weaving in and out of them. Say if you stacked it, and collided with a padestrian? What then? Fair do's, i'll take your word for it and say they were in "your cycle path" but common sense indicates, you should slow down and anticipate any obstacles that may come your way in a heavily padestrianised area.

The simple fact is, you're in the wrong.