Umbrella's

[fail at the internets]

Is it gay for a man to carry one/have one?

It was raining REALLY heavily all day today and i begun to wonder about umbrellas. However i immediately clocked that this could come across as me potentially being a gayer which isn't cool.

Tldr: Does having an umbrella make you a bum bandit amongst society.

 

[SideWinder]

Of course not.
What is with people these days?

 

[shine]

Check this thread for the answer:

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17940385

 

[Hxc]

People laugh at me at sixth form for using my umbrella. I laugh at them when they are wet and cold

 

[[DOD]Asprilla]

Apparently so. It's particularly gay to ask where you can get one that doesn't fall apart in the first gust of wind.

 

[antijoke]

Sweet lord, why is being dry classed as gay? What is it with kids today?

 

[iSam]

I don't use one, not because it would make me look gay.

 

[fail at the internets]

People laugh at me at sixth form for using my umbrella. I laugh at them when they are wet and cold

Hmmm the whole plan was to use it at sixth form. Looks like i shall scrap the idea of purchasing an umbrella.

 

[SideWinder]

Hmmm the whole plan was to use it at sixth form. Looks like i shall scrap the idea of purchasing an umbrella.

...you have got to be joking. Meh whatever, just wear a hoodie then.

 

[Spyhop]

Umbrella's what?

 

[Malc]

Cover yourself in Vaseline and you'll be waterproof!

Problem solved

 

[Hxc]

Hmmm the whole plan was to use it at sixth form. Looks like i shall scrap the idea of purchasing an umbrella.

Are you that shallow?

I'm already seen as a bit camp anyway and honestly, I don't care. People laugh about it, I laugh about it; it's made me friends (not in that way! ;p).

 

[SideWinder]

Are you that shallow?

I'm already seen as a bit camp anyway and honestly, I don't care. People laugh about it, I laugh about it; it's made me friends (not in that way! ;p).

Same as myself.

 

[georges]

Get one. When it rains, let girls under the umbrella to stay dry. Talk to them

∴ not gay.

 

[Hedge]

I think a bloke should only be allowed to use an umbrella if hes wearing a suit. Otherwise he looks stoooopid

 

[yer_averagejoe]

as long as its not a golf umbrella. People who carry golf umbrellas are the scurge of society

 

[Dinomania]

Blimey.

Everyone's SO scared of looking gay!

I want to hug my man without getting soaked. I'd love him to be able to lead me in a dance. I like him noticing when I've made that bit of extra effort for him in my appearance. I like to hear character in his voice and see expression in his face. I enjoy his cooking.

Are people suppressing the good stuff in gay-fear?

 

[Yamahahahahaha]

Well better to be gay than a damp idiot.

Also, agreed @ Georges' point.

 

[azzerz]

take an umberella... KO anyone who laughs at you

that way you wont look AS gay...




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[apeZ]

I quite like torrential rain actually. Makes the walk home all the more exciting.

No need for an umbrella ^^