What umbrella?

leaskovski · 10 Nov 2008 at 13:55

Two umbrellas of the same sex humping each other is gay!

B@Th*nG · 10 Nov 2008 at 14:11

what about this one?

B@

gillywibble · 10 Nov 2008 at 14:14

sbi5ar said:
Umbrellas are not gay.

Requiring the assistance of 30 computer geeks to chose an umbrella, however, is not Gay

Shafting a guy from behind is Gay

Hahaha

Ricochet J · 10 Nov 2008 at 14:23

Don't be silly just go outside to the shops and get one.

Bloodknut · 10 Nov 2008 at 14:46

Its only ******* water, skin is waterproof, Tarts

[DOD]Asprilla · 10 Nov 2008 at 14:49

Bloodknut said:
Its only ******* water, skin is waterproof, Tarts

Yeah, but my clothes aren't unless I decide to wear the gimp suit to the office for change.

Generally I wouldn't bother with umbrella since I love the feeling of getting to the office looking like a drowned rat and sitting around in wet clothes all day.

Ben M · 10 Nov 2008 at 14:52

[DOD]Asprilla;12869313 said:
Yeah, but my clothes aren't unless I decide to wear the gimp suit to the office for change.

Generally I wouldn't bother with umbrella since I love the feeling of getting to the office looking like a drowned rat and sitting around in wet clothes all day.

Buy a coat.

[DOD]Asprilla · 10 Nov 2008 at 14:55

Ben M said:
Buy a coat.

I've got one, actually I've got several.

I generally wear a gore-tex one to work if I'm cycling to the station, but if I'm driving then I prefer something like a nice warm cashemere overcoat which fits over a suit, unlike my sailing, cycling and skiing jackets. I meet clients on a regular basis and sometimes The North Face doesn't cut it.

gareth.e · 10 Nov 2008 at 15:04

And if you do genuinely want everyone to know your gay then buy one of these:

[DOD]Asprilla · 10 Nov 2008 at 15:10

gareth.e said:
Snip.

I didn't realise it was half term again already.

mrk · 10 Nov 2008 at 15:12

A thread asking about what umbrella to buy?

What?

B@Th*nG · 10 Nov 2008 at 15:25

he really doesn't get it, lets leave him be now

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Bubo · 10 Nov 2008 at 15:38

Francis Drake: Why the rain beats down so hard, it makes your head bleed.
Blackadder: So some sort of hat is probably in order.

leaskovski · 10 Nov 2008 at 16:18

Haha! Im not gay, but I have a rainbow umbrella! Its name is gay umbrella and I leave it in the bushes outside clubs and pick it up on the way home, just so no one can see the gay old thing!

gareth.e · 10 Nov 2008 at 16:31

[DOD]Asprilla;12869481 said:
I didn't realise it was half term again already.

yaeh! LOL! I Mansged tu get inta unirsity!!!

Now I've got a reading week

LordSplodge · 10 Nov 2008 at 16:46

[DOD]Asprilla;12868303 said:
Look, I can do it too. Isn't it great or is it a bit gay?

[DOD]Asprilla · 10 Nov 2008 at 16:50

LordSplodge said:

~D~ · 11 Nov 2008 at 00:36

I must say, this thread has been damn well entertaining

G-MAN2004 · 11 Nov 2008 at 00:57

mrk said:
A thread asking about what umbrella to buy?

That's what I thought. Honestly, some of the threads that arise in GD are ridiculous.

B@Th*nG · 11 Nov 2008 at 09:21

~D~ said:
I must say, this thread has been damn well entertaining

a'why thank you

B@