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indeed :/
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Illustrate your most embarrassing moment on MSPaint
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of course its not true, like mi going to admit to somethng liek that if it really did happen
looks round nervously
came back from a night out when i was about 18, thought i'd watch a bit of television x and 'enjoy' it, fell asleep and was sick on myself, mum found me in the morning, in a horrible state and a ruined sofa (and i was sick on my junk)
nice
-edit, I'd forgetten one important part of the picture, it was my mum that woke me up at 9am!
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came back from a night out when i was about 18, thought i'd watch a bit of television x and 'enjoy' it, fell asleep and was sick on myself, mum found me in the morning, in a horrible state and a ruined sofa (and i was sick on my junk)
nice
Class, I bet mum was happy did you have to cough up for a new sofa?
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you would have benifited for the new firmware where the sky box turns off overnight
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LOL this thread has gone to the lofty heights of sickness
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This thread contains a lot of sick, faeces, and sperm.
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No, Mangobreeder. I was guessing it'd be his excuse to the A&E staff as to why his penis is stuck in Henry the Hoover.
Or was that a confession from you?
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Much like Japanese porn.
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dysons are better
luckily it was just one seat cushion, so I burned it and phoned them up to say one was missing when they dropped it off = free replacement
now if i can get my mum to forget forever, that'll take care of the other problem
When I was in halls at uni there was a Charitable Society that would accept donations in exchange for tarring and feathering someone. They usually took a few big lads around with them in case of people attempting to flee (which is what I tried and failed to do).
It was Saturday morning and me and my girlfriend at the time were getting jiggy, when I hear a knock at the door. "Hello?", "Hi is that Rob?", "Yes", "You need to return some books to the library", "I'll come by later". I was suspicious but in any case I wasn't opening the door as I had more important things to attend to.
Anyway only problem was I hadn't locked the door, and these buttholes burst in and dragged me out into the corridor where everyone that had set me up was waiting. Although I had my boxers on, I still had a raging stiffy, and they dragged me outside, hosed me down with freezing water, then poured some sticky liquid over me when a few of the gimps hit me with broken pillows. It was sickening as despite the cold and the shock, the boner would not retreat and my arms were being held so there was no way to hide it. The laughter still haunts my nightmares.
That's awesome, would to watch that happening to someone, although you have my sympathy
Please can we bring this thread back... it is AMAZING. I remember posting mine a few years ago here. I imagine there has been some more moments since then
You just have.
Holy three year old thread revival batman. You could have at least posted a new picture instead of digging up a buried coffin.