Transporter 3

CB666 said:
come on guys..... they arent made with the intention to try and win some oscars!:p
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Unfortunately, the ratio of mindless flicks to interesting pics is skewed hugely in favour of the former.

They aren't even trying, truth be told. Buy some generic script from some intern for a few pence, throw in some out of work actors, and profit!
 
I think I just saw the whole film in the trailor anyhow.

And JS seems to play exactly the same type of actor in all his films. Its ok for a bit of in your face action.
 
Coming out in the Cinema December 5th :D

EDIT - Wikipedia lies... November 26th is correct..
 
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I enjoyed this film’s fight sequences but questioned the fact that JS suddenly became a taller and paler Jet li !

Also why does he always need to take his shirt off?

Also also the girl has lots of frweckles!

Also also also what’s with all the Audis!

Also also also also wtf at the story, worst story ever?

Also also also also also wtf at the BMX chase scene? Reminds me of the Bollywood movie segment where the bloke DRIFTS A HORSE under a lorry trailer!

Jason Statham should stick to being Jason Statham, not Jet li, Jackie Chan and Dave Mirra!
 
Very enjoyable film, highly recommended! Laden with cheese but so entertaining!

SPOILERS

1. They picked a 'Russian' ginger **** with freckles for the 'babe'. Contraversial and Awesome!
2. Why on earth did they need to transport the girl to Budapest only to arrive there anyway? Just as a 'discrete' security measure? To bide some time...Hmm, far fetched to say the least.
3. Ingenious segment on 'how to get a car out of a lake with no gadgets'.
4. I now want a home in France and I want to catch my own fish.
5. A car falls off a cliff resultng in a typically MASSIVE explosion. Absolutely hilarious.
6. He fights a big goon who falls through the floorboards into a 'coffin'. As if by magic Jason finds a rose nearby an plops it in for dramatic closure - again, absolutely hilarious.
7. The 'dialogue' - oh my god. 'I'd like to offer you a position' - 'I want to offer you one - PERMANETLY DISABLED.' Wtf? So funny!! There was another gem as well, whic I've forgotten. The whole of the conversations with the bird are as equally pathetic, in an attempt to be 'deep' - actually works though!
8. The french inspector is cool. Although the relationship is a bit unbelievable.

On the whole, very refreshing and more enjoyable after the seriousness of Bond. It's cheesy but it knows it, it plays with it effectively. Well, I had a good time with this one anyway, equal to the two previous films imo. It's over the top but it actually works this time to it's advantage - no one actually takes it seriously, do they? Very entertaining.
 
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Haha, yep im looking forward to seeing this.

The films are so far fetched but that's what its all about. You cant go into it and say "Hrrmmmm, that's abit unrealistic and that wouldn't happen" - its a damn film, sit back and enjoy the action.
 
I quite enjoyed the first film for the simple fact that it was "Hong Kong-style" action especially since it was French/Chinese co-directed. The film literately turned Jason Statham into the next Jean-Claude Van Damme. I mean you don't really see a lot of white caucasian actors do this type of movie genre especially sicne the Van Damme era, so it was quite a breath of fresh air in a way.

Second film I didn't really enjoy as much, although I did have a laugh at some of the dodgy CGI or the ridiculous stuntwork. The car flipping over to make sure the bomb was attached to that hook crane really is the first thing to come to mind.

As for this third film, though I haven't seen it yet, but I just get the feeling its more of the same. Still, I will eventually be watching it for laughs.
 
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