The more people that tidy their table the less cleaning staff they need to employ. By cleaning up your table you are thus indirectly accountable for cleaners being made redundant and thus the increasing recession we find ourselves in.
Don't be ridiculous. You've clearly never worked at McDonald's. Table clearing and cleaning is a very small part of what is actually a very busy schedule for the average McDonald's worker.
Trying to justify being a lazy slob on the recession? I've seen it all now.