As a 3 year old child I saw Elton John at the airport as my family and I were off to America.
I then Pointed out to the entire terminal that "HE'S GOT A NAF WIG ON!".... Silence came over the terminal, my mother was mortified, Elton went bright red and was hastily carted off by his bodyguards, My dad was trying his hardest to stop laughing his head off and I was stood there confused as to why my mother was mortified.
When she finally regained her composure she told me who I'd just insulted in front of the entire Airport I was pleased