Got my Ma to pick me up from work today as I had left my own in town after last nights work "binge session" 
Anyway, leaving work she was going on about not liking driving in the dark any more, everything looks more glaring than it used to..
A couple of junctions later I piped up with I wish you would be more assertive and not hesitate so much, if you are going to go then go, if not stay on the bloody brakes"
Great relationship we have..
All peace and quiet on the motorway the rest of the journey home and we get up the slip road to the top where you can't see right very well as some dim wit at the council has decided to put solid barriers up that you can't see through, so you can't "time" your exit onto the roundabout as you can't see what's coming any more.
So she stops (sort of) so I start saying " There you go again, make your bloody mind u...... BANG...
A Volvo rear ends us..
Right then was probably not the time to say "and that's what happens when you do that" but I said it anyway.
Cue me grovelling in the dark inspecting the rear bumper for marks and the boot floor for any crinkles.. Luckily not a scratch. and then spending the rest of the trip home with her snivelling
Oops.

Anyway, leaving work she was going on about not liking driving in the dark any more, everything looks more glaring than it used to..
A couple of junctions later I piped up with I wish you would be more assertive and not hesitate so much, if you are going to go then go, if not stay on the bloody brakes"
Great relationship we have..

All peace and quiet on the motorway the rest of the journey home and we get up the slip road to the top where you can't see right very well as some dim wit at the council has decided to put solid barriers up that you can't see through, so you can't "time" your exit onto the roundabout as you can't see what's coming any more.
So she stops (sort of) so I start saying " There you go again, make your bloody mind u...... BANG...
A Volvo rear ends us..
Right then was probably not the time to say "and that's what happens when you do that" but I said it anyway.

Cue me grovelling in the dark inspecting the rear bumper for marks and the boot floor for any crinkles.. Luckily not a scratch. and then spending the rest of the trip home with her snivelling
