Drunken Nights - What is the most stupidest thing you have done?

Jumping over a 8ft fence not realising there's an embankment the other side :(. 13ft ish onto concrete.Followed by a stagger trying to meet mates who went to get booze from Tescos and nearly ending up in a river. Followed up by the police turning up (to make sure I was okay) while I was swinging around a lamppost singing "Im singing in the rain" and then seeing the police car I was startled I managed to fall on to it. Luckily mates turned up in the car (one was legal) and took me home otherwise dont know what the cops would have done!

Also that night I dont remember but I got told someone was a little drunk and said "...just punch me the face" which I did and he went down badly :(.
 
put my neighbours little dog in the wheely bin when it got out and started yapping at me at 3am, the neighbour found him at 7am following the yelps
 
Being far too drunk on my first lads holiday in magaluf when i was 17, my mates were chatting up a group of girls and i wandered over, lent on a table and promptly fell through it taking another couple of tables full of drink down with me. Being so drunk i struggled to get up and ended up lying there for a few minutes while everyone decided to take pictures.
 
please say it was heaton park ? one of many stupd things ive done is take a shortcut through heaton park at 5am. its that dark in there that i couldnt see my own hands

i actually didnt make it out untill it started to get lighter

was very scary :(

It was yeah. Late summer though so was quite light at 5am, which I guess is worse if you don't want people seeing you run around naked. Was near the play area iirc. :p
 
aged 17, drunk, ran down a road of parked cars (about 10 of them) jumping from roof to roof. God knows what damage I did but i still cringe about it when I think about it today!
 
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