I know, sorry, My mums been getting hysterical because she cant contact my brother who's flown to america to persue a relationship with a **** he met over ebay.
Im not in a good mood at all.
Cant go out with freinds either otherwise mum'll be home alone on bloody new years night.
You could make a short series sitcom on your family by now surely

I am.... are those your mothers shoes?
:O
My uncle is one of *those* people, he puts pieces of tissue in the cracks in the wall. And he faces the TV to the wall when he wants to have a conversation with you.
Every helicopter is meant for him etc. I'd love to live my life like that, tried it once but got bored. Paranoia is really boring, surprisingly.
Your "uncle" hmm

I saw some lanterns a couple of summers ago, and they looked exactly like you described. It took a few minutes to realise what they were and just shows how people who just jump to conclusions without thinking think they are space ships.
I didn't think they were space ships at all (hence why I never mentioned them!) just wanted to know if anyone else has seen them
Gosport is the Naval/MOD centre for everything so it wouldn't surprise me if it was something they're doing but sadly, looks like it wasn't something as exciting 
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