Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse

Marf · 16 Jan 2009 at 14:43

I dont hate her, I just find her unnattractive and equine.

Chimerical · 16 Jan 2009 at 14:44

Marf said:
I dont hate her, I just find her unnattractive and equine.

Lol, I'm not saying you do, but she is hated, by men mostly.

gonda · 16 Jan 2009 at 14:53

She munts. End.

shankii · 16 Jan 2009 at 14:55

shes so f'in ugly, how come she gets the lead role in that series?

platypus · 16 Jan 2009 at 14:57

Because she is a multi-talented actress able to portray humility and pathos sincerely, whilst providing a light hearted commentary on the social aspects of shopping, fashion and cosmetics.

Pilky01 · 16 Jan 2009 at 14:58

I still would.

The Dread Pirate · 16 Jan 2009 at 14:58

platypus said:
Because she is a multi-talented actress able to portray humility and pathos sincerely, whilst providing a light hearted commentary on the social aspects of shopping, fashion and cosmetics.

gay.

cheets64 · 16 Jan 2009 at 15:00

Ruud van Nistelrooy has horse like features as well

gareth.e · 16 Jan 2009 at 15:02

peterattheboro said:
I immediatley thought of....

Prophet · 16 Jan 2009 at 15:04

Chimerical said:
Here's a (tiny) image of her in Honeymoon in Vegas when she was like 20:

This is about the only time she's looked half decent on TV/Film.

gonda · 16 Jan 2009 at 15:07

She might be a good actress, but she still mings of the highest order.

Chaosboss · 16 Jan 2009 at 15:12

ots3go said:
Neigh.

lol

voodooGT · 16 Jan 2009 at 15:15

Don't be nasty to Ferris Buellers Wife now!

knowlesy · 16 Jan 2009 at 15:17

shes hideous and way to skinny ... she just screams to all women that you have to be skinny ... its just plain wrong !!!

peterattheboro · 16 Jan 2009 at 15:18

cheets64 said:
Ruud van Nistelrooy has horse like features as well

Just imagine RVN and SJP's offspring!! :eek:

If they did it together that is. Eughh!

platypus · 16 Jan 2009 at 15:20

Imagine the video.

RVN wouldn't be able to impregnate her anyway, since he can only shoot from six yards out.

peterattheboro · 16 Jan 2009 at 15:25

platypus said:
Imagine the video.

RVN wouldn't be able to impregnate her anyway, since he can only shoot from six yards out.

Yes but have you seen the size of a horse's nob?

awaybreaktoday · 16 Jan 2009 at 15:29

I think she is the finest looking woman on the planet...

Cosimo · 16 Jan 2009 at 15:31

ots3go said:
Neigh.

Neigh and thrice neigh

Artest · 16 Jan 2009 at 15:34

Looks nothing like a horse.