How do I keep my pears just right?

Buffman · 19 Jan 2009 at 14:25

Smother them in mustard. Obv.

touch · 19 Jan 2009 at 14:41

I have no such problem

I like them when they are crunchy, like apples

Dr.EM · 19 Jan 2009 at 14:44

Ahh, the perfect pear. A precious fruit.

Amnesia · 19 Jan 2009 at 15:48

wear a bra

Lamo · 19 Jan 2009 at 15:57

memory said:
wear a bra

On your face

Scuzi · 19 Jan 2009 at 15:59

I keep my pears right by wearing boxers instead of Y fronts. They don't sweat as much and my pears have the freedom they need to move around.

William · 19 Jan 2009 at 16:02

Keep them room temp with some bananas nearby. If you put pears in the fridge they don't ripen properly. The 'nanas seem to make other fruit ripen quicker.

Basically keep an eye on them and eat them quickly when they are good.

Nanobot · 19 Jan 2009 at 16:04

Keep them near bananas, as bananas give off methane which tends to soften/ripen other fruit. My mind of useless information.
Edit: Beaten to it.

Cosimo · 19 Jan 2009 at 16:05

William said:
Keep them room temp with some bananas nearby. If you put pears in the fridge they don't ripen properly. The 'nanas seem to make other fruit ripen quicker.

The banana is put between the pears for maximum effect.

William · 19 Jan 2009 at 16:09

simulatorman said:
The banana is put between the pears for maximum effect.

That's what she said.

Amnesia · 19 Jan 2009 at 16:11

Scuzi said:
I keep my pears right by wearing boxers instead of Y fronts. They don't sweat as much and my pears have the freedom they need to move around.

ewww do you eat them afterwards ?

platinum87 · 19 Jan 2009 at 16:19

Nanobot said:
Keep them near bananas, as bananas give off methane which tends to soften/ripen other fruit. My mind of useless information.
Edit: Beaten to it.

its ETHYLENE

mrk · 19 Jan 2009 at 16:24

Buy 2, they last longest in.....pears BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.

Cosimo · 19 Jan 2009 at 16:28

You are far better off just sucking some pear drops.

iamdjdz · 19 Jan 2009 at 16:34

This thread sums up the internet:

Questions
Crap jokes
Unrelated to original context videos and pictures
Porn
and a couple of serious answers.

Cosimo · 19 Jan 2009 at 16:59

iamdjdz said:
This thread sums up the internet:

Questions
Crap jokes
Unrelated to original context videos and pictures
Porn
and a couple of serious answers.

Is this something that you have just noticed, what would you like to see?

mrk · 19 Jan 2009 at 17:01

You forgot to mention captain Obvious posts to state the obvious