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Ok, here's the scenario:
You're going on a business trip to the USA and you've just got to the check in desk. You put your suitcase on the scales and you're asked if there is anything to declare. Before you have a chance to answer, you're taken to one side by US Customs and led away to a private room. They open the suitcase and see a cansiter with "Plutonium" written on it.
What one line comedy answer do you have?
Some examples:
"My wife packed my case, the ******!"
"Sorry, I thought I packed the sarin"
"It's my spare fuel for when I go back to the future!"
You're going on a business trip to the USA and you've just got to the check in desk. You put your suitcase on the scales and you're asked if there is anything to declare. Before you have a chance to answer, you're taken to one side by US Customs and led away to a private room. They open the suitcase and see a cansiter with "Plutonium" written on it.
What one line comedy answer do you have?
Some examples:
"My wife packed my case, the ******!"
"Sorry, I thought I packed the sarin"
"It's my spare fuel for when I go back to the future!"
