Is my bedroom pocessed?

Nitefly said:
Another story. I lived in the top room of the three story house and was in home alone. I had just settled into bed about 2am and all was quiet. Suddenly I hear the front door slam open, which alerted me. Then there came a banging....... something was sprinting up the stairs. Bang bang bang bang... all the way to the third floor! When it reached the top, my door burst open violently and a shadowy figure screamed as loud as he could into my face.

Oh, how hilarious drunken housemates are.
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Hehe, I saw it coming but it still pleased me! :D
 
It's probably subsidance caused by a sinkhole somewhere near. I'd say it's best to get outside now and check with the neighbors.
 
arc@css said:
Lol, that's the problem, it didn't. ;)


(joking)
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What's a bloke supposed to do?

The dog is on guard duty outside the door. She's a springer spaniel so barks, growls and goes mental at anything unfamiliar. The bint know's this yet still refuses marital rights thinking something is watching....
 
I can explain.

As you regard your other half as a bint, that clearly is a sexist term which will naturally enrage the current PC obsessed Labour Government. As such, authorisation will have been granted for a discreet Intrud-o-Cam to be put through the letterbox and it will have wormed its way upstairs to monitor your every move.

It may have disturbed the door as it snooped in.
 
I've had an ephiphany!

Could one of you kind souls please creep around my house so I can shoot you and appear all macho to the bint?

I'll load the shells with rocksalt so it won't hurt too much :)
 
Von Smallhausen said:
I can explain.

As you regard your other half as a bint, that clearly is a sexist term which will naturally enrage the current PC obsessed Labour Government. As such, authorisation will have been granted for a discreet Intrud-o-Cam to be put through the letterbox and it will have wormed its way upstairs to monitor your every move.

It may have disturbed the door as it snooped in.
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Ahh but she sucked te juice out of the one eyed Scot specifically to warrant giving me a night of unbridled pleasure.

I'm starting to think this ghost may be Tony Blair wearing a sheet.
 
Serve the supernatural entity with a notice to pay rent, if they don't, file papers in your nearest Court and if they fail to serve a Defence you should get a judgment in default which will let you re-possess the room.
 
Have you tried hoovering the room ?

It may suck the ghostly entity into the bag. You can then check through the safety of Perspex if a supernatural entity is in there.

Alternatively, spray the room with Newcastle Brown Ale as it doubles quite well as holy water.
 
Von Smallhausen said:
Have you tried hoovering the room ?

It may suck the ghostly entity into the bag. You can then check through the safety of Perspex if a supernatural entity is in there.

Alternatively, spray the room with Newcastle Brown Ale as it doubles quite well as holy water.
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Trust me, the only sucking being done in this room tonight will not be electrically powered. The hoover and I came to an agreement last time...
 
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