A nice chat

moo: wanna stalk me?
stalker: moo
stalker: no you're a cow
moo: 16/f/uk
moo: u?
stalker: 83 male pedofile
stalker: you will do
moo: DONE DEAL
moo: lets meet
stalker: yeah lets

didnt last long
 
Greebo: hi
laura: hey]
Greebo: i've heard about you
laura: oh yeah
Greebo: yep
laura: prob on ocuk??
Greebo: aye tis true
Greebo: are you from there?
laura: no im upper class
Greebo: lol
 
magic_x: have you seen my Saw
Broadand: yes
magic_x: where
Broadand: you cut me the **** up
magic_x: you deserved it for hurting my goat
Broadand: i have a 9 foot arm
magic_x: you horny ?
Broadand: yes
Broadand: asl
Broadand: 16/f/uk
magic_x: 17/f/travel all over UK for work. I am so prettty and I have no time for a relationship
Broadand: wanna cyberzorz

gone
lol
 
Ok this has to have been one of you....

Vichy: Gere?
J.T: No, OCUK?
Vichy: Ye
J.T: K :)
Vichy: u?
J.T: ya
Vichy: k
Vichy: see ya
J.T: g8
 
Sausage: FOOD
Sausage: WE ARE BOTH FOOD LOL
Waffle: AHAHAHA
Sausage: I know!
Sausage: Small world
Sausage: Do you know Chip?
Waffle: What's it like being a Sausage
Waffle: yes I know Chip
Waffle: he's cool
Sausage: Sorry if you are friends, but he is a ****
Sausage: Oh dear
Waffle: **** YOU
Sausage: Foot, right, in it!
Waffle: Egg is my wife
Sausage: Oh....I think I know her
Waffle: she's been around a bit
Sausage: I fell in her yoke once
Waffle: I don't mind
Sausage: It was dripping all down my brown sausage skin
Sausage: I apologise
Sausage: I am now married to Bacon. She is a bit of a pig now though so I have been having a bit of Salad on the side
Sausage: Don't tell Egg though as I think she is friends with Bacon
Waffle: Bacon is my sister.. you ***hole!
Sausage: Sorry dude. I didn't realise she had a brother
Sausage: Wait, is your Mum Tomato?
Waffle: Yes.. why?
Sausage: Errrmm, I gotta go. I am sorry though, I had tomato for breakfast
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Heheheee, I found a n00b:

bender: im not a member, just browse it
vix: you should join :)
vix: tell them i sent you
bender: maybe i will...
vix: and i said 'claimed'
 
Magic_x_uk said:
magic_x: have you seen my Saw
Broadand: yes
magic_x: where
Broadand: you cut me the **** up
magic_x: you deserved it for hurting my goat
Broadand: i have a 9 foot arm
magic_x: you horny ?
Broadand: yes
Broadand: asl
Broadand: 16/f/uk
magic_x: 17/f/travel all over UK for work. I am so prettty and I have no time for a relationship
Broadand: wanna cyberzorz

gone
lol
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lol Broadand said I was probably gay and terminated :/
 
16/f/uk? what a coincidence, I was laura before the last one and said I was 16/f/uk.

Lies!
 
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