A nice chat

mjt said:
gah, turns out she's a bit chubby. she hides it well in her profile pic :(

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Whoa she really is hot :eek:

Now is the question whether she/he scanned google for said picture :p
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Amazing...not:

Gooooooo: How sore are you?
Sore: very why?
Gooooooo: I have some lotion here for you!
Sore: I wish the ###### who just arse ###### my rusty badge had some
Gooooooo: Thats sweet, I once went to Canada that place is full of people with hair
Sore: I once went to France that place is full of frogs
Gooooooo: A local pond is similar
Gooooooo: not full of frogs, I mean all the people there speak french
Sore: I find Tescos similar
Sore: I don't mean full of french speakers I mean like a pond
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Pluto: HEY!
m3g4uk: hey
Pluto: HOW ARE YOU!?
m3g4uk: alright thanks, you?
Pluto: PRETTY GOOD
m3g4uk: cool. where in the world do you reside?
Pluto: SO M3G4UK, YOU FROM USA?
m3g4uk: haha, nah... UK
Pluto: IM FROM US OF A
m3g4uk: merry old London, myself.
Pluto: THATS IN FRANCE RIGHT?
m3g4uk: well.. just outside of London
m3g4uk: no... England/United Kingdom
Pluto: Oh I feel stupid
m3g4uk: don't worry :)
Pluto: I know someone from england
m3g4uk: we're a small country anyway lol
Pluto: His name was Tim, do you know him?


Oh dear. I get the stupids. :( Either that, or they're pulling my leg!
 
hole: hello
Sore: Hi hole im sore
Sore: I'm sore in my hole!
Sore: How is your Hole
hole: oh no!
hole: Well, I'd reccomend getting some sudocream or something like that.
hole: It's good for inflammation and things like that.
Sore: sudocream is for kids
Sore: I use tobasco sauce
hole: woah
hole: do you like hot sauce on everything?
Sore: I find it even's the score
hole: interesting
hole: so
hole: what are your interests?
Sore: and brings farting to a HOLE new level
Sore: (see what i did there)
hole: I did dom
Sore: Hot sauce
hole: loool
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I am Burgundy

ringo: ey
burgundy: are you good on the drums?
ringo: yup
ringo: I really am
ringo: www.myspace.com/bluesmithuk
ringo: ******' pro
burgundy: sound, you opened any fanmail recently
ringo: na
ringo: I torch it instead
burgundy: prob best off, im sure antrax is deadly to beetles as it is for humans
ringo: it's easier than reading and replying to each one
ringo: ah
ringo: beatles are invincible
ringo: mostly
ringo: only lead poisoning can kill them
ringo: that's why john died
ringo: turns out the knife used to stab george was lead as well
burgundy: no way, so if someone put some iron filings in a fan letter to you youd craok it it?
burgundy: croak*
ringo: probably
ringo: that's why I torch it instead
burgundy: i didnt realise iron burnt up, you must be using the olympic torch
ringo: na, john's rickenbacker is good
burgundy: ahh sound OcUK??
ringo: no
ringo: PDF
burgundy: k thx bye
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bsoltan said:
iamdjdz: you smell?
Deodrant: no I make sure others don't
Deodrant: do you smell?
iamdjdz: not at all
iamdjdz: what deoderant are you?
Deodrant: Lynx of course
Deodrant: all the ladies come running
iamdjdz: which one
iamdjdz: lynx is for sissies
Deodrant: Lynx Africa
iamdjdz: lynx austrailia
Deodrant: Hell no, one spray and the ladies come running! havent u seen the advert?
iamdjdz: i have, the cavemen
Deodrant: see, then you know it's the truth
iamdjdz: lynx is a present from the lizardmen
Deodrant: i can make you very happy with many lady running to you
iamdjdz: id like that
Deodrant: just put my button and swoosh, there they go!
iamdjdz: ill push your button
iamdjdz: any particular way?
Deodrant: come on then
Deodrant: straight down
iamdjdz: alright
iamdjdz: a/s/l
Deodrant: 25/m/scotland
Deodrant: u?
iamdjdz: 19/f/scotland
Deodrant: where abouts in scotland are you?
iamdjdz: aberdeen
Deodrant: i'm in dundee
iamdjdz: you could pick me up
Deodrant: you want my spray, you come get it
iamdjdz: i want all your spray
iamdjdz: on my armpits
Deodrant: push it push it
iamdjdz: spray me
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Thorpy: Hey sweetheart
heather: Hi
heather: How are you?
Thorpy: Im great, you?
heather: I'm good
heather: and you just made me feel a little better even =]
heather: lol
Thorpy: Awesome
heather: where are you from?
Thorpy: London
heather: That's cool
Thorpy: You?
heather: the US
Thorpy: **** sake
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