Joke wanted, must be funny
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knock knock
who's there?
budda
budda who?
budda this bread woman
who's there?
budda
budda who?
budda this bread woman
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position.
The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
The man answered, "Not that well... when I fired the pistol, my wife **** on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbour came out of the closet with his hands in the air.
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position.
The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
The man answered, "Not that well... when I fired the pistol, my wife **** on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbour came out of the closet with his hands in the air.
Heard this before, never fails to make me laugh!
A chav goes into a pub and orders a pint. A shy looking man at the other end of the bar walks over to him and quietly asks "Excuse me, do you want a blow job?"
The chav looks at him, then grabs his head, smashes it on the bar, takes a glass and smashes that over his head. He then drags the man out into the street and gives him a sold beating, leaving the man bleeding and unconscious in the road.
The chav goes back into the pub and picks up his pint. The Landlord says "What did you do that for?" The chav says "Dunno, he said something about a job"
The chav looks at him, then grabs his head, smashes it on the bar, takes a glass and smashes that over his head. He then drags the man out into the street and gives him a sold beating, leaving the man bleeding and unconscious in the road.
The chav goes back into the pub and picks up his pint. The Landlord says "What did you do that for?" The chav says "Dunno, he said something about a job"
What's the most confusing day of the year for a chav?
Father's day.
What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call an eskimo chav?
Innuinnit.
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.
Father's day.
What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call an eskimo chav?
Innuinnit.
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.