ST PADDYS TREAD!

How convenient, when I go to pub tonight all I'll drink is Guinness as usual :p

Anyone ever noticed how the froth on top of Guinness tastes of blood?
 
Bah! Forgot my phone so no pics. :(

And so I failed to capture a great moment.

Was standing in a shopping centre waiting on someone. I was wearing a Japenese style Elmo from Sesame Street t-shirt watching the fit ladies go by.

Then I spot him!

A man dressed as Elmo as part of the celebrations. He spots me and points.

I laugh and he comes over and does the Elmo dance leaving me in stitches.

:D


Was funny at the time. :p
 
skippi90 said:
Bah! Forgot my phone so no pics. :(

And so I failed to capture a great moment.

Was standing in a shopping centre waiting on someone. I was wearing a Japenese style Elmo from Sesame Street t-shirt watching the fit ladies go by.

Then I spot him!

A man dressed as Elmo as part of the celebrations. He spots me and points.

I laugh and he comes over and does the Elmo dance leaving me in stitches.

:D


Was funny at the time. :p
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Pics or it didn.... oh wait it didn't happen :p
 
Raist said:
Pour it in a proper pint glass, then. :p

Bottled Guinness is carbonated, I think, so it misses the mark. Canned Guinness has nitrogen capsules that cause a smooth head and proper creaminess.
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Oh you are so wrong :p

But alas I may have to get the canned stuff, or just go to a pub :p
 
I don't celebrate St. George's Day, I don't celebrate Bastille Day, I don't celebrate Independance Day, I hardly ever celebrate St. Andrew's Day and I have no intention whatsoever of celebrating St. 'Paddy's' Day. I don't understand what people love about it. Do most people need a special day before they decide to go and get drunk?
 
A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman were drinking together in
McSorley's Bar in New York City and having a great St. Patrick's Day.

'Y'know', said the Scotsman', I still prefer the pubs back home. In
Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out
of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy
the fifth drink for you.'

'Well', said the Englishman', At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there
will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two!'

'Ahhhrr, that's nothing', said the Irishman. 'Back home in Dublin there's
Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a
drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough
drinks they'll take you upstairs to see that you get laid. All on the
House'.

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's claims but
he swears every word is true.

'Wow!', said the Englishman, 'Did this actually happen to you?'

'Not meself, personally, no', said the Irishman, 'But it did happen to me Sister.'
 
G|mp said:
A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman were drinking together in
McSorley's Bar in New York City and having a great St. Patrick's Day.

'Y'know', said the Scotsman', I still prefer the pubs back home. In
Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out
of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy
the fifth drink for you.'

'Well', said the Englishman', At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there
will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two!'

'Ahhhrr, that's nothing', said the Irishman. 'Back home in Dublin there's
Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a
drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough
drinks they'll take you upstairs to see that you get laid. All on the
House'.

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's claims but
he swears every word is true.

'Wow!', said the Englishman, 'Did this actually happen to you?'

'Not meself, personally, no', said the Irishman, 'But it did happen to me Sister.'
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awesome :D
 
Hmph. Screw you guys for actually having time for St Pats.

I freaking live in Ireland and I don't get it.

I do, however get 2 days for the 12th july (adjusted for the weekend)
 
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