Disable Man Sues MI5 For Not Taking Him On.

Wiggins · 18 Mar 2009 at 10:48

If he carries on with this sueing, he will no doubt be found dead in a desert by some Arab on a Camel.

Nzyme · 18 Mar 2009 at 10:53

Train Driver follow that car !

But the former bus driver claims his disability and ethnicity ought to have made him the 'preferred candidate' out of the 1,092 who applied.

The only thing he should be the preferred candidate for is deportation, what a waste of time space and money

SpeedFreak · 18 Mar 2009 at 11:17

so if he applied to be a roof tiler, would a contractor be forced to take him on and install a lif on every build so he can do his job?

Burnsy2023 · 18 Mar 2009 at 11:20

Ucof said:
Sauce.

btw - james Bond works for MI6, not MI5.

James Bond works for the Secret Intelligence Service

Emlyn_Dewar · 18 Mar 2009 at 11:23

But the former bus driver claims his disability and ethnicity ought to have made him the 'preferred candidate' out of the 1,092 who applied.

lol, what a joke.
Hopefully gets done for waste of time.

ScarySquirrel · 18 Mar 2009 at 11:24

What a complete spastic!!!

If he wins this I will buy a hat and eat it.

knowlesy · 18 Mar 2009 at 11:25

bum said:
I wonder how he came up with the number 365k. Probably just pulled a random number when he decided to sue

lol its probably the most he could get away with 500k does sound a lot but 250 seems trivial in todays standards so he went in between lol ?

shauncr91 · 18 Mar 2009 at 11:29

He will get laughed out of court.

SlyReaper · 18 Mar 2009 at 11:30

knowlesy said:
lol its probably the most he could get away with 500k does sound a lot but 250 seems trivial in todays standards so he went in between lol ?

Then he can't even do basic maths. The midpoint of 250 and 500 is 375.

FTM · 18 Mar 2009 at 11:53

I applied to be a professional footballer, but with no legs they said I couldnt play.....I outraged at my descrimination!!

it reminds me of a pete and dud sketch where a one legged man was auditioning to be tarzan

'now your right leg is wonderful, I have nothing against your right leg, unfortunately, neither do you!!'

ScarySquirrel · 18 Mar 2009 at 11:56

shauncr91 said:
He will get laughed out of court.

They should tie his arms up and just push his wheelchair towards the stairs.

knowlesy · 18 Mar 2009 at 12:02

ScarySquirrel said:
What a complete spastic!!!

If he wins this I will buy a hat and eat it.

i will buy you that hat and probably join you in eating one for myself

knowlesy · 18 Mar 2009 at 12:03

SlyReaper said:
Then he can't even do basic maths. The midpoint of 250 and 500 is 375.

i think he just tried the pin the tail on the donkey approach and selected a number in between

Burnsy2023 said:
James Bond works for the Secret Intelligence Service

her majesty's

da_mic_1530 · 18 Mar 2009 at 12:07

Greenlizard0 said:
Haha, your name sounds like a tampon.

lmao

Chinook · 18 Mar 2009 at 12:19

I think he's worth a shot....

wordy · 18 Mar 2009 at 12:25

He should apply for the fire brigade, the recruiters would spaff their pants, disabled and aisan.

Amnesia · 18 Mar 2009 at 12:31

why didnt they just let him take the physical ?

gillywibble · 18 Mar 2009 at 13:37

bledd. said:
knees and toes, knees and toes

Exactly what I was going to post

!bluetonic! · 18 Mar 2009 at 13:56

James Bond works for Universal Exports.

I agree it looks like he's unfit for the job, but may I draw your eyes to the 1995 Disability Discrimination Act. There's a lot that favours his side.

If he needs to work covertly, put some sunglasses on him and BAM! Mr Inconspicuous.

nydryl · 18 Mar 2009 at 13:58

Someone should disable this man further for his idiocy.