Greedy God Damn Dog!

Hedge · 29 Mar 2009 at 10:53

So Im lying here in bed, nursing a mega hangover from last night.

Alongside my clothes in a heap lies the remains of last nights immense looking pizza...

I vaguely remember how good it tasted, but Im thinking more along the lines of "MMMmm breakfast!"

Then my house phone rings so I run to next room and talk to my sister for 2 mins...

I return and my dog is in the process of pouching my delicious meal.

Im mega peeved now

dog has been evicted to the back yard while I calm my rage lol :mad:

Mans best friend my arse!

Locky · 29 Mar 2009 at 10:55

You know what that is..........

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNLUCKY

gumbald · 29 Mar 2009 at 10:57

He saved you. Cook a proper breakfast.

Hedge · 29 Mar 2009 at 11:04

gumbald said:
He saved you. Cook a proper breakfast.

heathen, pizza is epic breakfast lol

Meatball · 29 Mar 2009 at 11:15

My dogs an expert at stealing food. He's stolen countless loaves of bread from the kitchen side during the night, even when we put them way out of his reach? He's stolen 3 chocolate cakes as well, surprised he hasn't died from poisoning yet :eek:

!

peterattheboro · 29 Mar 2009 at 11:23

This calls for a fryup which is the best hangover cure

malef!c · 29 Mar 2009 at 11:27

Cold bacon butty and a can of cold coke, its the hangover cure version of Vanish, or Cilit Bang.

One meal and your headache is GOOOOOOOOONE.

FrostedNipple · 29 Mar 2009 at 11:35

Meatball said:
My dogs an expert at stealing food. He's stolen countless loaves of bread from the kitchen side during the night, even when we put them way out of his reach? He's stolen 3 chocolate cakes as well, surprised he hasn't died from poisoning yet :O!

My dog stole and ate 3 kilos of chocolate over xmas LOL. I reckon it is a lie about human chocolate being bad for dogs, just a marketing ploy to get you to buy dog chocolate.

LukeTW · 29 Mar 2009 at 11:36

Wow owned

Luckly i dont haev a dog

FrostedNipple · 29 Mar 2009 at 11:39

LukeTW said:
Wow owned

Luckly i dont haev a dog

you're missing out!

Wayne~ · 29 Mar 2009 at 11:40

Damn it, left over pizza from night before is a godsend when you wake up!

EffBee · 29 Mar 2009 at 11:42

You can't blame the dog - it's in their nature

A cat would just have ****ed on it and gone back to eat it later.

hawker1986 · 29 Mar 2009 at 11:43

Left over pizza is the breakfast of kings, Dog 1 - Hedge 0

. Seriously though thats really unfortunate.

Hawker

LukeTW · 29 Mar 2009 at 11:45

FrostedNipple said:
you're missing out!

Why?

I miss out on good things like, hair-free house, that smell some dogs have, horrible dog food, etc

V4NT0M · 29 Mar 2009 at 12:01

He did you a favour tbh

Skanky pizza.

eXor · 29 Mar 2009 at 13:19

Hedge said:
Major Fail

Eww.

I don't know which is more gross, the fact that you didn't put it in the fridge, or the fact that you left it out in the open where a mangy mutt could get to it.

I can just imagine the dog taking a couple of bites, drooling all over it and leaving the rest. You then come along later and marvel at how different it tastes.

Ignorance is bliss, eh?

Nix · 29 Mar 2009 at 13:21

Fry up > Pizza for hangover cure.

It's amazing your dog actually waited for you to realise it was still there before munching it when he could've just done it while you were sleeping anyway!

Cosimo · 29 Mar 2009 at 13:30

Hedge said:
Mans best friend my arse!

I’d be careful about what you say around here.

JBuk · 29 Mar 2009 at 13:55

Should have tucked in and shared with the mutt

Dup · 29 Mar 2009 at 13:59

One of my dogs has a serious case of bum gravy. Count yourself lucky.