What the hell is PK?
I hope so. Otherwise if he doesn't run everything under boiling water four times beforehand he'll get AIDS.
Meat sucks.
All you need is cheese, mushrooms and onions.
Mushrooms are hideous, unpleasant things.
Mushrooms are hideous, unpleasant things.
They are amazing, FACT.
They are amazing, FACT.
Are you using one of those toasty making things that cuts one sammich into two toasted sammiches when you close the lid?
Quoted for 100% pure factualness!
Mushrooms are hideous, unpleasant things.
If meat is uncooked e.g raw bacon, raw chicken then don't bother putting it in the toastie as you will poison yourself
Toasted bagels are even better, especially with cheddar and Boursin![]()