Here is an old one that came across a few days ago:
PRODUCT LABELS
These have been seen on labels:
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding : Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron : Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boots children's cough medicine : Do not drive car or operate machinery after use.
On hairdryer instructions ; Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos : You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap : Directions: Use like regular soap.
Frozen dinner that says : Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box : Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert : Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)
On Sainsbury's peanuts : Warning: contains nuts.
On Nytol : Warning: may cause drowsiness.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts : Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw : Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a Korean kitchen knife : Warning: keep out of children.
On a Japanese food processor : Not to be used for the other use.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights : For indoor or outdoor use only.
PRODUCT LABELS
These have been seen on labels:
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding : Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron : Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boots children's cough medicine : Do not drive car or operate machinery after use.
On hairdryer instructions ; Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos : You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap : Directions: Use like regular soap.
Frozen dinner that says : Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box : Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert : Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)
On Sainsbury's peanuts : Warning: contains nuts.
On Nytol : Warning: may cause drowsiness.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts : Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw : Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a Korean kitchen knife : Warning: keep out of children.
On a Japanese food processor : Not to be used for the other use.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights : For indoor or outdoor use only.
