Soldato
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If i twist them off they basically grate my thumb and finger.
Man up and twist the damn thing off!
edit: out of context this would sound really wrong!
If i twist them off they basically grate my thumb and finger.
however i always have a bottle opener on me at all times anyway, so I'm never caught out![]()
Only alcoholics do that.
I wouldn't know. I always open my beer bottles with my teeth, like every idiot does.
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Just LOL
i uppercut them off
if this is an issue for you i think you should put down the bottle and go get yourself a carton of ribena or something, less likely to hurt yourself that wayIf i twist them off they basically grate my thumb and finger
my mate has a pair of sandals with bottle openers in the bottom of them, looks really unhygienic
i've seen a bottle before that has a bottle opener in the base of each bottle.. so if you have two bottles, they can open each other, very cool idea, edit, I think i saw this... either that or I dreamt it
Are you drunk already?![]()
I usually just bite the top of the bottle off, then spit shards of glass and blood all over the people nearest to me, showing them my dominance.