TV licence people.

My latest threatening letter from the TV licensing people has come with a pre-paid return envelope and a form which makes it easy for me to send them a cheque.

So what do I use it for? So have I have:
-Send poo (DNA evidence :confused:).
-Send them a cheque for £0.00 (What would my bank do?).


And before anyone calls me a ****ing ****ing ****, I don't have a TV.

You have a computer, that alone counts towards the equipment required to receive TV, so im afraid its cough up or pay the price.
 
I just phoned and they changed their records and that was that.
They may well still send you letters though (before the normal three year period) as their database is utterly useless.
When I rang them up then went into a long insulting rant about how I would be in big trouble if they found I did have a TV. "Are you calling me a liar?"
 
You need a TV licence

Wrong. Only need one if it is live
Do I need a TV Licence if I only watch programmes online?

It makes no difference how you watch TV - whether it's on your laptop, PC or mobile phone or through a digital box, DVD recorder or TV set - if you use any device to receive television programmes as they're being shown on TV, the law requires you to be covered by a TV Licence.

You will not need a TV Licence to view video clips on the internet, as long as what you are viewing is not being shown on TV at the same time as you are viewing it.

What if I only use a TV to watch videos/DVDs/as a monitor for my games console? Do I still need a licence?

You do not need a TV Licence if you only use your TV to watch videos and DVDs or as a monitor for your games console.

However, please notify us in writing that this is the case. One of our Enforcement Officers may visit you to confirm that you do not need a licence.

Please write to us including your name, address and the reason you believe that you don't need a licence at:

TV Licensing
Bristol
BS98 1TL.

Also you do not need a tv license for radio

Do I need a TV Licence to listen to the radio?

No. You do not need a TV Licence to listen to the radio.
 
I hope you're being sarcastic...

Nope, taken directly off the TV Licencing web site.

To use any TV equipment such as a TV set, digital box, video or DVD recorder, computer or mobile phone to watch or record TV programmes as they are being shown on television.

You own a computer, a computer is capable of receiving live TV and recording it, so you have to pay the licence like everyone else.

The only way you will get around it is to prove that your computer is not able to receive to TV, ie doesnt have the hardware, that may require a visit from the TV people.
 
Nope, taken directly off the TV Licencing web site.



You own a computer, a computer is capable of receiving live TV and recording it, so you have to pay the licence like everyone else.

The only way you will get around it is to prove that your computer is not able to receive to TV, ie doesnt have the hardware, that may require a visit from the TV people.

You are so worng. did you not read what you quoted, important part in bold
To use any TV equipment such as a TV set, digital box, video or DVD recorder, computer or mobile phone to watch or record TV programmes as they are being shown on television.
 
Nope, taken directly off the TV Licencing web site.



You own a computer, a computer is capable of receiving live TV and recording it, so you have to pay the licence like everyone else.

The only way you will get around it is to prove that your computer is not able to receive to TV, ie doesnt have the hardware, that may require a visit from the TV people.
Since when do people have to prove they're innocent?
I think you'll find that THEY have to prove that he DOES have the hardware to receive live TV. Which they cannot do without entering his house, which they cannot do without either his permission or a warrant from a magistrate, which they cannot get without sufficient evidence that the law is being broken.
 
just for the bbc content i guess

Please just take 3 minutes to read the TV License websites before making assumptions about what it's for. It's really simple yet every month this thread comes round and people say/ask the same same stuff about BBC, owning vs viewing, iPlayer etc.

The License is for watching (or recording) material as it's broadcast (that includes using an RF receiver through an antenna, a Sky dish, an Internet connection, a mobile phone etc.). Owning a TV has nothing to do with it, BBC vs ITV vs Sky has nothing to do with it, radio has nothing to do with it, iPlayer has nothing to do with it...
 
Please just take 3 minutes to read the TV License websites before making assumptions about what it's for. It's really simple yet every month this thread comes round and people say/ask the same same stuff about BBC, owning vs viewing, iPlayer etc.

The License is for watching (or recording) material as it's broadcast (that includes using an RF receiver through an antenna, a Sky dish, an Internet connection, a mobile phone etc.). Owning a TV has nothing to do with it, BBC vs ITV vs Sky has nothing to do with it, radio has nothing to do with it, iPlayer has nothing to do with it...
Internet has nothing to do with it either unless you're watching live TV on it...
EDIT: unless you mean that as in addition to 'using an RF receiver'...
 
The only way you will get around it is to prove that your computer is not able to receive to TV, ie doesnt have the hardware, that may require a visit from the TV people.
Buddy, I'm going to have to come over and open up your computer to ensure that you don't have a handgun hidden inside. Thursday okay?
 
Mostly true.

which iPlayer is not.
Also mostly true.

You need a license at your premises (home, student flat, workplace) if:

  • You watch any live TV by any means (broadcast, streamed, whatever.).
  • You record live TV by any means (DVR, VCR, DVD).
You don't need a license if:

  • You never watch TV.
  • You only watch TV using an on-demand service (iPlayer, 4oD etc.) after the show was originally broadcast (i.e. not live).
  • You listen to the audio from live TV, but don't have equipment capable of viewing or recording the picture (e.g. set-top-box connected to a hi-fi).
  • You only listen to radio.
  • Your TV (or laptop) is battery powered at the time you watch/record, and you have a license at another premises. Plug it in to charge and you need a license - silly, but that's the law.
As for the OP, shred it with glee and consider it a job well done. Or tell them and then shred it.
 
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Internet has nothing to do with it either unless you're watching live TV on it...
EDIT: unless you mean that as in addition to 'using an RF receiver'...

If you watch live TV on the Internet, like BBC News 24 or the Formula 1, then you need a license.
 
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