****SWINE FLU UPDATE!****

Spare a thought for those suffering, they're having a trough time of it.

Best to Sty away from Mexico for the time being :p
 
Swine flu?
The government promise they will save our bacon, and they wouldn't dare tell us porkies in a situation this this!
Unless Gordon Brown gets all ham fisted and messes it up of course...
 
Technically the recent outbreak of the human form is a combination of avian flu and swine flu.

This is more commonly known as "bacon and eggs" flu.

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My girlfriend rang me today from the petrol station saying she was worried about filling up because of the swine flu virus.
























I said its in Mexico not Texaco you silly cow.
 
Geezer on Radio 2 thought it was Wine fever & was gutted for about an hour thinking he couldn't have a drink. :D
 
I bought a fairly long saw today, long enough to be awkward to carry. I carried it one way and it kept poking me in my legs. I carried it another way and it kept poking me in my back. I carried it another way and it kept poking me in my arms. Then I realised I had swine flu - I felt saw all over.
 
Not sure why everyone is scared of the swine flu spreading. It will soon be banned by the government anyway incase it offends muslims!
 
Totality said:
Not sure why everyone is scared of the swine flu spreading. It will soon be banned by the government anyway incase it offends muslims!
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On the contrary, I think the muslims have the right idea all along. Their religion bans pork - good thing too, no risk of tape worms or swine flu, almost enough to make you want to convert. Clever chap that Mohammed ;)
 
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