What to do about strange package outside my flat?

What the cack were you thinking going out in the DARK in what you claim to be a DODGY AREA to retrieve a SUSPICIOUS stash of ALCOHOL and SOUP.

You mad raving loon :D
 
ColdAsIce said:
Smart idea leaving it until dark to go check wasnt it? :/
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I didn't check at night time. I checked during the day when it was decided later on it was probably abandoned so there was no harm in picking it up as a joke to get the photo. I had no intention of eating or drinking the stuff inside as god knows where it had been! I didn't realise people were walking up the road at the time as it was quiet and I was more interested in getting a funny photo for the forum.

In the end the Beer was actually OK and is now wasted, although granted Fosters is dirty stuff at the best of times anyway so it was probably no loss! :D
 
OBJECTION!

The grass in #103 isn't the same grass as in the pic of #37. #37 was indeed long-grass whereas in #103 it is garden, cut grass.

He also described taking the photo while holding the bag containing the contents and said he failed to obtain them.

TAKE THAT!

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Slyman2k4 said:
OBJECTION!

The grass in #103 isn't the same grass as in the pic of #37. #37 was indeed long-grass whereas in #103 it is garden, cut grass.

He also described taking the photo while holding the bag containing the contents and said he failed to obtain them.

TAKE THAT!
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Over ruled!

Totality said:
Anyway, here's the picture of the goods I failed to obtain. No idea how the chavs were intending to heat the soup but there we go! Pic was taken away from the beer can infested area before the chavs came out of nowhere!!
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Awesome thread by the way :D
 
Totality said:
Put my warm coat on and headed out to retrieve the prize. Clambered round the wall, picked up the bag and took a photo of the contents to post in this thread... this was my mistake. As soon as I had taken the photo (which illuminated the whole area) I heard a chavvy voice shouting "OI". I

I panicked and lobbed the bag over a hedge hoping they'd head for the bag but they didn't. You'd think I'd stolen their life savings or something the speed they were going.
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"He also described taking the photo while holding the bag containing the contents and said he failed to obtain them."

ScarySquirrel said:
Over ruled!



Awesome thread by the way :D
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TAKE THAT!

This story has more holes than a lump of swiss cheese!
 
:eek:

I can imagine watching this on some TV show... Some guy hiding under a car when his phone rings!

Maybe Orange could adapt the story for one of their ads at the cinema! :D
 
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