Jordan is ugly!

shifty_uk · 1 Jun 2009 at 01:33

Spammy post right here but it's late, I'm hugely bored, incredibly humid and I'm flicking through iPlayer looking for something to watch...

On comes Jordan, the "role model"...... I won't state what I think of her wealth or success but my goodness is this women butt ugly. I mean, come on her face is horrid - even with make-up. She's bloody butch! I'm certainly not one for glamour models but surely at least 99% of them must be prettier than this woman? At least from my experience, anyway.

Anyone find this woman even remotely attractive?

[edit]
I'm aware her breasts play a huge part in her "image" but wasn't she a model before the enlargements?

mame · 1 Jun 2009 at 01:35

I've done a lot worse

alex24 · 1 Jun 2009 at 01:37

Definitely not, and i've lived most of my life in Essex!

She represents, to me, all that is wrong with female self-image in our society. Why do women feel the need to wear so much makeup and rubbish to make themselves feel attractive?

benjo · 1 Jun 2009 at 01:39

She wasnt so bad in her younger days...

http://katieprice.celebscentral.net/photo/3743/

MagicBoy · 1 Jun 2009 at 01:44

benjo said:
She wasnt so bad in her younger days...

http://katieprice.celebscentral.net/photo/3743/

Agreed.

Now she's like a caricature, and very annoying to boot.

shifty_uk · 1 Jun 2009 at 01:46

alexhull24 said:
She represents, to me, all that is wrong with female self-image in our society. Why do women feel the need to wear so much makeup and rubbish to make themselves feel attractive?

I couldn't agree more.

benjo said:
She wasnt so bad in her younger days...

http://katieprice.celebscentral.net/photo/3743/

Nicest photo I've seen of her Benjo. Still butch, though.

Greenlizard0 · 1 Jun 2009 at 01:57

Same goes with errrr...Michelle somebody.. I think. She was nice years ago but then had astupid amount of surgery :/

bledd · 1 Jun 2009 at 01:59

michael jackson is a man silly

Gerard · 1 Jun 2009 at 02:32

Does she ever not have her damn hair in rollers? Every ad ive seen of that show she seems to have retardedly sized rollers in her hair only for the hair to look very straight when she attends the event she was preparing for.

That and she seems to have enough makeup trowled on to stop a .45 at point blank range.

v0n · 1 Jun 2009 at 02:33

benjo said:
She wasnt so bad in her younger days...

http://katieprice.celebscentral.net/photo/3743/

Looks like even back then they were air brushing her nose.

fiveub · 1 Jun 2009 at 06:17

You would be high fiving people down the street if you did.

However, there are a lot of prettier women than her, who has not had any surgery.

Rainmaker · 1 Jun 2009 at 06:47

5UB said:
You would be high fiving people down the street if you did.

Euw. I wouldn't, tbh :/

agnes · 1 Jun 2009 at 08:11

Rainmaker said:
Euw. I wouldn't, tbh :/

I love comments like this, your telling me, that if she walked into your room, stripped down and let you have your ways you wouldnt? If so i think you have a problem.

ags

Nymins · 1 Jun 2009 at 08:22

agnes said:
I love comments like this, your telling me, that if she walked into your room, stripped down and let you have your ways you wouldnt? If so i think you have a problem.

ags

I think you're the one that ha the problem I you find her remotely attractive.

agnes · 1 Jun 2009 at 08:27

She isnt, but i wouldnt say no lol

ags

mjones1 · 1 Jun 2009 at 08:35

OP can i see a picture of your partner then.

shifty_uk · 1 Jun 2009 at 08:38

agnes said:
I love comments like this, your telling me, that if she walked into your room, stripped down and let you have your ways you wouldnt? If so i think you have a problem.

ags

I love comments like yours. No, I wouldn't - some of us get the pretty girls.

shifty_uk · 1 Jun 2009 at 08:41

mjones1 said:
OP can i see a picture of your partner then.

No, you can't.

The only picture of me online(on any site) would be this one. I've always managed to do ok in the girl department though, no need for fake bints.

arknor · 1 Jun 2009 at 08:42

agnes said:
I love comments like this, your telling me, that if she walked into your room, stripped down and let you have your ways you wouldnt? If so i think you have a problem.

ags

i often hear the stupid documentary crap reality show she has from the other room when my wife watchs it and all i can ever hear is jordan whining , moaning , bitching or having a go at peter.

theres no way i would want her anywhere near me ,maybe when she was young and pretty before all the ops and ronseal treatment that has ruined her skin.

but these days theres no way i would want to be in the same room as her, shes old and bitter

Freefaller · 1 Jun 2009 at 08:52

I find her foul, loathesome, common, low class, ignorant, ill educated, tramp-like and generally repulsive.

Yeah, I'd do her. (I wouldn't actually, but I'd be accused of being gay if I didn't say that).