Poll: Bog roll....over or under?

[Mr-White]

I prefer to be dragged through with a xmas tree

is that where all the used xmas trees go, i thought they got recycled. Does explain why they go brown.

MW

 

[D33]

Over !

 

[Stefnay]

who uses bog roll when you got the shells

 

[Rich1988]

Under

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Fold eh? Sophisticated, I use the yank and scrunch method.

This sounds messy.

 

[RoysonBobson]

A bit of physics, mainly mechanics, both dynamic and static. Didn't I tell you I wrote my final year thesis on "The top ten methods of removing faecal matter from your anus"

I'd love to hear about the other 9...

Over, and nothing but. Poll?

 

[SeriousPigeon]

Maybe sophisticated. I counter this by always buying the ultimate cheapest bog roll I can find, on the basis that "I'm only going to wipe my arse with it and flush it seconds later".

Schoolboy error. The cheapest bog rolls don't have anywhere near as much paper on them as Andrex rolls do. So you end up paying more and have a sore bottom.

 

[Mat]

Over.

 

[Sash]

you mean you still use toilet paper?!

 

[deuse]

Obviously over.

+1

 

[Lightnix]

If you find your toilet roll clings against the roll when you make it under, you've clearly got an appalling toilet roll holder and should consider getting a new one. I prefer under because you can just grab it, pull some out and then yank it to tear it off - I prefer going one handed. If you do that over it tends to go everywhere, therefore making over the less convenient choice.

 

[sorn21]

Over. It comes out all funny when its under....

 

[WoZZeR]

Over. Also does anyone actually have a bidet?

I used one in a french hotel once, it didn't work too well.... there was a brown streak left on the pristine white towel afterwards....

I always put my loo rolls in 'under' but have never tried to intellectualise it.

 

[Von Luck]

..

 

[Edinho]

I'm a man I use Dock leaves!

 

[LukeTW]

I don't care...

 

[Noel Gallagher]

I feel sick

 

[snowdog]

Over, my parents don't seem to care but when they fit it under it just annoys me soo much .

All is explained correctly here:

QF T

And:

Over. I'm OCD about it. If it's under, I'll change it.

 

[I get around]

Maybe sophisticated. I counter this by always buying the ultimate cheapest bog roll I can find, on the basis that "I'm only going to wipe my arse with it and flush it seconds later"

It's a false economy though, it's so damn thin you have to use twice, sometimes three times as much to avoid your ******** just tearing through it when you wipe.
That rubbish 1 ply stuff you get in pubs and that, you pull about 3 metres of it out and it still tears.

Also, when you put it under, it's always rubbing against the wall and you can only get about 3 sheets at a time off before it tears, too much friction, you have to pull it straight down, over, you can pull it at an angle other than down. Unless you're a midget, why would you pull it down.

 

[Cosimo]

I’ve never used the cat.