Festival goers

And I'm bringing one of those money things that strap around my waist, even as stupid as they look.

My mate did that, someone just got a knife, cut the strap and ran off with it losing about 350 quid. Aside from that it makes you look stupid, it's like high trousers.

Skittles vodka
Beer
More booze
Smokes, lots of smokes
Cash
Tent
Folding chair

No need for changes of clothes, if you vomit on your shirt/ jeans just wash them in a sink and walk around in your boxers until they dry, maybe a fresh pair of socks incase you get wet feet.
Personal hygeine doesn't matter at a festival, leave the dry shampoo, wet wipes, deodrant etc. behind, use that room for booze and smokes.

Oh and ducktape, tape up drunk freinds, tape names onto tents, fix tents, fix clothes, everything.
 
Word of advice, dont take a folding chair, theres no need. 1st night walk about 5 foot from your tent and grab sum one elses.
Each night the pitch black musical chairs beggins, you just have to be part of it.
If you take one it wont be there in the morning, just pick one up at night when you need it, it will disapear from your camp the following night, then you get another, and so on and so on untill as the days go by they get more and more progresivly broken till ur sat on carryer bags.
Also that hand carrying the chair is precious crate carrying space! ;-)
 
Also them chair are like 2 for £10 there, and on the 1st day the stalls is always rammed so just pick one up and walk off. im not condoning stealing but come on, they make like an entire years wage of this one weekend!
 
im taking a tent £15 from Tesco

Small rucksack that has few pairs of boxers, few cheap t-shirts, shorts, socks, tooth paste and that with deodorant and handwash.

Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer

might keep my money in one of those waterproof bags for money and phone, good or bad idea?
 
lol thanks for the heads up. If its not i have a tent at mine that i have used over and over again in all English conditions so might use that. Or i will just got half with a mate on one of those 3 seconds tents from Decathlon for £30


What your opinion on the waterproof bag? First festival this year of to Leeds as its the nearest and where all my mates going about 30 of us.
 
Word of advice, dont take a folding chair, theres no need. 1st night walk about 5 foot from your tent and grab sum one elses.
Each night the pitch black musical chairs beggins, you just have to be part of it.
If you take one it wont be there in the morning, just pick one up at night when you need it, it will disapear from your camp the following night, then you get another, and so on and so on untill as the days go by they get more and more progresivly broken till ur sat on carryer bags.
Also that hand carrying the chair is precious crate carrying space! ;-)

Thats why you take your chair fold it and whack it in the tent, you don't leave anything outside your tent at night, you'd have to be stupid to do that.
 
waterproof bag is a good idea, but them sealable sandwich bags do the same thing, last year the mud was soooo bad, u sunk knee deep, def prepare for all weather.
 
i really dont see the point in 3 day camping festivals. Global gathering used to be awesome when it was a one dayer. The thing with dance fetisvals is people just turn them in to 3 days of solid drug abuse. At least on a one day the epic caining isnt quite as bad as 3 days.

Saying that, people do a week or more in ibiza on the chemicals...
 
If having sex with someone who very likely has not washed for 3 days floats your boat, go ahead.

THe question is do you get it out of the way 1st night where all are cleaner, but then live with sex skank for the rest of the weekend or at the end of the weekend where every one is weekend old swetty and then add to it with the after skank but only live with it for a few hours till your home, bt knowing full well of how skank you are at the present time.

Its one of lifes many questions.
 
Don't most festivals have showers or something?
I know that Latitude which I'm going to has a shower tent.
 
Don't most festivals have showers or something?
I know that Latitude which I'm going to has a shower tent.

call yourself a festival goer.

Wet wipes is as close to clean as you should get and only 3 days. pssh.. gor reading/leeds/glasto just over 5 days of non washing, cider drinking mayhem.
 
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