It's my last day in my current job; spec me an Out-Of-Office

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Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.
 
"Thank you for your email - so that I can complete this for you please request form N419 from <funny name*> on <boss or person that annoyed you most phone number>"


* Pick one thats close to the name of the person you choose... hopefully an insulting one.
 
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I'm sorry, but due to <insert your name>'s formal complaint against you, all e-mail communication between you and Mr <insert your name> has temporarily been suspended until the outcome of your disciplinary hearing. Your e-mail has been logged and will be added to your HR file.


I am sorry to inform you that Scam shot the sherrif, but fear not, because he did not shoot the deputy.


Thank you for your e-mail, I was thinking of you just last night. We really should meet up and get acquainted better. You know what I mean, let's be clear here, we're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of; you wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.





Dear Colleague,

Unfortunately my appointment with <company> has now come to an end due to a disagreement on disciplinary procedures. I would like to share with you the cause of such. As you may know the company has been going through a rapid shift in its primary market area in recent months. Such a policy is one that, I believe, is untenable. Two weeks ago I thus called an extraordinary meeting of one of the work groups that I attend. Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and I liked to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good startin making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. I'm sure you will agree that this is an unlawful dismissal.
 
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"Thank you for your email. It has be auto re-directed to Deleted Items. Have a great day!"
 
This e-mail has be flagged under the 'terms of use policy' 4c. part A.

HR will contact you within 24 hours to arrange the disciplinary hearing.


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I'm sorry, but due to <insert your name>'s formal complaint against you, all e-mail communication between you and Mr <insert your name> has temporarily been suspended until the outcome of your disciplinary hearing. Your e-mail has been logged and will be added to your HR file.
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Damn ninja ! :p
 
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I'm sorry, but due to <insert your name>'s formal complaint against you, all e-mail communication between you and Mr <insert your name> has temporarily been suspended until the outcome of your disciplinary hearing. Your e-mail has been logged and will be added to your HR file.
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I like this one actually! :)
 
fini said:
Dear Colleague,

Unfortunately my appointment with <company> has now come to an end due to a disagreement on disciplinary procedures. I would like to share with you the cause of such. As you may know the company has been going through a rapid shift in its primary market area in recent months. Such a policy is one that, I believe, is untenable. Two weeks ago I thus called an extraordinary meeting of one of the work groups that I attend. Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and I liked to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good startin making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. I'm sure you will agree that this is an unlawful dismissal.
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Thats the best one so far imo!
 
Ha, reminds me of my last day at work last year.

I worked on an ICT support team for a fairly large company and had glorious administrator rights across the network. But the big thing I had access to was my managers, managers account ( I needed it to access a certain network drive). Anyway using his account I sent a company wide e-mail telling people that we were doing a company wide system scan (or some such nonsense) and would they click hte below link to start said scan. The link went to a website involving spinning meat.

Really didn't like that job or that guy.

Was a great laugh, as I was the last out of our office (on my last day too :o) I got to witness what was surely the first of many calls from staff demanding to know why they had questionable material on their screen :D
 
If we send an email to * it goes to everyone, i want to set it so my mail is delivereed to * and makes a great big circle hopefully it crashes the system.
 
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