LLoyds TSB's "Islamic Account"

OrphanBoy said:
Yikes, no interest! I can't see how loans work though. What's in it for the banks? How are they making money like this?
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If the account is in credit, there is money to invest, and they get too keep all the profits.

Don't have to offer a loan or overdraft.


I like these new accounts, It means the banks can attract secular and other religious folk by offering us the interest which would have gone to the Muslims.
 
What next Muslim pound coins??? Because they cannot touch British pound coins as the queens heads on them.

The queen holds the title 'Defender of the Faith and Supreme Governor of the Church of England'.
 
Nix said:
Nothing quite like a Muslim thread to bring the resident racists out of the woodwork.
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Yeah and dirtydog hasn't even posted yet ;)

Kennysevenfold said:
Of course not, there just shouldnt be the option :D
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Why shouldn't there be an option? Should people like you have a say in how their business is run? This is just a case of businesses offering products suited for certain customers to bring them in. Now if the government were putting pressure on them to offer these facilities then maybe I'd be a bit concerned but businesses will always reinvent their product to suit certain people.
 
Tefal said:
ahh fellow Dark theme user :D
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Once you go black, you never go back :eek:

fadetoblack said:
What next Muslim pound coins??? Because they cannot touch British pound coins as the queens heads on them.

The queen holds the title 'Defender of the Faith and Supreme Governor of the Church of England'.
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Sure why not, especially the currency one because then all the racists will be pish poor and won't be able to afford internet connections and thus solving OcUK's problem :p
 
Heh, guess i shouldn't go mentioning that our local swimming pool bans men and boys over 5 years old from certain sessions so that the muslim women can use the pool without our deviant eyes perving at them. To make sure we don't see them they even board up the windows.

Nice bit of integration.
 
Local swimming pools also bans boys over a certain age and men from swimming pools when some women's session are in progress..

OH NOES THE WOMEN ARE TAKIN OVER LETS GET OUT OUR BEATING STICKS
 
When I went to Egypt I survived solely on english food, spoke english to everyone, everyone spoke english to me.

Same thing happens everywhere. If there was no advantage to serving up bacon and eggs they wouldn't do it. If there was no advantage to Islamic bank accounts, the banks wouldn't do it.

Someone wants it, someone provides it.
 
SB118 said:
Heh, guess i shouldn't go mentioning that our local swimming pool bans men and boys over 5 years old from certain sessions so that the muslim women can use the pool without our deviant eyes perving at them. To make sure we don't see them they even board up the windows.

Nice bit of integration.
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Theres this local girls catholic school school near me. No boys are allowed. Nice bit of integration.

*Note I don't mind either as long as its based on sex.
 
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Kennysevenfold said:
I just belive in keeping Britain as a majority Christian country.


i would just love to see us christain people going over to the likes of pakistan and iraq and building churches, and christian schools, asking for christian bank accounts, non-halal food

we would get shot.!
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I'm not Christian and I was born in England to 2 British parents, can I get a free pass? :(
 
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