I don't like hot weather but...

Nitefly · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:35

Freefaller said:
Why is it that women walking around town with a modest bit of flesh on show, look more enticing than a tiny bikini on the beach? Or is it just me? I guess it's having that aluring characteristic and leaving certain things to the imagination that emphasises things more?

French knickers over thongs, same principle guvnor!

EDIT - actually, not reaaally, but.... yum, French knickers.

Mat · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:37

Freefaller said:
Why is it that women walking around town with a modest bit of flesh on show, look more enticing than a tiny bikini on the beach? Or is it just me? I guess it's having that aluring characteristic and leaving certain things to the imagination that emphasises things more?

I'm with you on that one...

stinamoo · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:37

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Freefaller · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:38

vincent1989 said:
there's a spy sapping my dispenser

Oooerr missus!!

it's way more sexy, leaves a bit to the imagination and allows you to undress them in your head...i'm such a perv aren't I

Yeah I agree - it must be the neanderthalic side of me coming out, or the fact I have too much testosterone flowing through me - this damn weighlifting & rugby is getting dangerous!

SkeeterUK · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:38

Cant photo kids.

Mr^B · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:38

Freefaller said:
Do what you wish - it's easy to ask girls out so I don't see the point of your little jibe. However you can bore them all with your keen mathematics and knowledge of 2' chocolate starfishes - you're clearly way out of our league.

It's supposed to be a fun thread - people like you really do depress me, you manage to sap the fun out of anything. :/

My first comment in this thread was meant to be light-hearted, it's not my fault that people started insulting me almost straight away for pointing out (what I thought was) an obvious mistake/error.

If I depress you then that's really awful, and I feel terrible about it. You shouldn't let strangers on the internet get to you. Step outside for a while, I hear there's lots of women about wearing not much, that should cheer you up a bit!

Freefaller · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:39

That's why I've come back inside - they're all chasing me!

Oh and French knickers > *. :cool:

vincent1989 · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:40

Mr^B said:
My first comment in this thread was meant to be light-hearted, it's not my fault that people started insulting me almost straight away for pointing out (what I thought was) an obvious mistake/error.

If I depress you then that's really awful, and I feel terrible about it. You shouldn't let strangers on the internet get to you. Step outside for a while, I hear there's lots of women about wearing not much, that should cheer you up a bit!

goodness brief you're more boring than me. you're 'joke'/observation/correction wasn't funny, get over it :rolleyes:

Freefaller said:
Oh and French knickers > *.

+1

SkeeterUK · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:41

Stockings that go just up to the thigh then some skin then the tinyest of skirts for the win imo.

Nitefly · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:41

vincent1989 said:
goodness brief you're more boring than me.

Woah, steady now

Mr^B · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:42

Freefaller said:
That's why I've come back inside - they're all chasing me!

Slightly more on-topic, there's a couple of absolute STUNNERS in the office, but the chances of me getting a non-blurry pic of them are zero (well, chances are 100%, followed by a 100% visit to HR and a 100% chance of a disciplinary)

And if the wife finds random pictures of totty on my phone (which, naturally I'll forget to erase) I'll be for the high-jump at home too.

Knubje · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:42

Agree with FF, Vince and Nite on all of the above.

Although there is nothing wrong with a Bikini, it is basically like seeing them naked with a tiny bit of cloth covering the vital areas.

I swear to god in spring/summer the baby basher is on the brain relentlessly...almost to the point it sucks to be a bloke sometimes. I might have to stop reading this thread soon before I have ... HNNNNNNGGG!

Freefaller · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:43

Nitefly said:
Woah, steady now

It's true. Vincent lures his girls by sending them to sleep or to such desperation to get away from the boredom that they give him what he wants. Genius if you ask me.

SkeeterUK · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:43

Mr. B

Just ask if you can show ur mates their beauty, u know butter em up a bit (oo ar) so they let u.

Freefaller · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:44

Mr^B said:
Slightly more on-topic, there's a couple of absolute STUNNERS in the office, but the chances of me getting a non-blurry pic of them are zero (well, chances are 100%, followed by a 100% visit to HR and a 100% chance of a disciplinary)

And if the wife finds random pictures of totty on my phone (which, naturally I'll forget to erase) I'll be for the high-jump at home too.

Pictures or not, I bet you're grinning to yourself whilst working out square roots. Admit it. It's good.

vincent1989 · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:44

Freefaller said:
It's true. Vincent lures his girls by sending them to sleep or to such a desperation to get away from the boredom that they give him what he wants. Genius if you ask me.

it's not very effective, i broke up with my last GF about 10 months ago and haven't had one since

Mr^B · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:45

SkeeterPSA said:
Mr. B

Just ask if you can show ur mates their beauty, u know butter em up a bit (oo ar) so they let u.

That'll work, I can see it now:

"Look love, my mates want to see a picture of your breasts, because I've told them all how amaz" *SMACK*

Freefaller · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:45

vincent1989 said:
it's not very effective, i broke up with my last GF about 10 months ago and haven't had one since

Tried blokes? Quite likely to be successful in Brighton. Just a thought

SkeeterUK · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:46

Mr^B said:
That'll work, I can see it now:

"Look love, my mates want to see a picture of your breasts, because I've told them all how amaz" *SMACK*

Lol. Duno like might be a closet pornstar, say its free publicity.

Mr^B · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:46

Freefaller said:
Pictures or not, I bet you're grinning to yourself whilst working out square roots. Admit it. It's good.

One of them has the most amazingly sexy sneeze.

It sounds like she's having a mini-crisis.