**Summer Transfer Thread: News, Rumours and Speculation**

[nikebee]

I feel like my GF has cheated on me for some reason

Sorry that was me

 

[dannyjo22]

Does a real madrid manager actually get a say in the signings? Infact I don't even know who or if they have a manager. What a crazy scenario.

 

[G|mp]

Sorry that was me

You're not man enough to handle the G|mpess.

 

[Youstolemyname]

Well Owen will be sure of a fantastic welcome at Anfield.

 

[G|mp]

Well Owen will be sure of a fantastic welcome at Anfield.

He should be for what he did for them.

 

[JohnnyG]

I will walk to Manchester and kick the living **** out of Michael Owen if he ever signs for my football club.

I believe he'll be at Carrington Monday morning, pics of beating needed plz.

 

[G|mp]

I believe he'll be at Carrington Monday morning, pics of beating needed plz.

If I start walking now I would get there about Monday I reckon.

 

[blairw]

Any idea what is up with the redcafe forum? Im not 100% sure on the signing but I think it could prove great if he is used in the right way.

 

[nikebee]

You're not man enough to handle the G|mpess.

Oh you mean G|mpess.... I thought you meant Baz.

 

[G|mp]

Any idea what is up with the redcafe forum? Im not 100% sure on the signing but I think it could prove great if he is used in the right way.

We've just signed Michael Owen, the muppets will be going barmy and F5ing constantly.

Oh you mean G|mpess.... I thought you meant Baz.

Touch Baz and I'll ****ing stab you

 

[JohnnyG]

Any idea what is up with the redcafe forum?

They've just signed Owen, it's bound to break down now.

 

[blairw]

I doubt there will be much in the way of shirt sales with owen on the back of it, but I think he could transform himself into a bit of a hero with some great performances in crucial games.

 

[Burned_Alive]

i still think there will be a couple more players signing for united,i hope one of them is either huntelaar or aguero

Doubt Aguero will ever come to the premier league.

 

[ivrytwr3]

don't care, don't follow football!!

 

[JohnnyG]

This signing doubles Man.U's quota of crocks named Owen to 2, is that a record?

 

[G|mp]

It............just..........looks.............sooooo........wrong.

 

[jrodga2k5]

He's not the worst free transfer ever

 

[Jono8]

pfft, free innit.

 

[JohnnyG]

Get lost G|mp

 

[andy@moFo]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/8131801.stm

Agh, your raised to hate Man Utd as a scouser. How can he possibly wear that shirt and pull a huge grin.