God bless it. Every time this subject comes up, all the really, really, really, really, really.....
...some time later....
....really, really dumb people come out in support of the bizarre theories about hoaxes regarding the lunar landings. Haven't you people had enough of having your theories, and misconceptions, and idiocies debunked by now? By "you people", I mean you people dumb enough to think they've outwitted some of the best scientists and engineers the world has ever seen while still managing to forget basic concepts such as how dust behaves in a vacuum, and how camera exposure times lead light objects to bleed into dark ones on photos, and that parallax exists. Oh, and you people dumb enough to think that you're oh so incredibly smart when you don't even know how quickly the Apollo spacecraft travelled through the Van Allen belts (and y'all seem to ignore Van Allen himself saying that it wouldn't be all that dangerous.....funny, that). You people dumb enough to mistake a flap on John Young's PLSS on the lunar surface (during the Apollo 16 mission) for a completely different one (I reduced a conspiracy theorist to tears over that one, quite a proud moment). You people who ignore the fact that 33 out of the 36 people who went out that far have developed cataracts thanks to exposure to cosmic rays, be a bit hard to do that if they never went out to the Moon guys! You people who seem to think that the ******* Russians wouldn't have been monitoring the American progress and wouldn't have set off an almighty ruckus if they'd been faking it!
Christ, read the air-to-ground transcripts guys. Who would have made up all that chatter for all those missions? Apollos 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 and 17 went out as far as the Moon. Were they all faked? Really? At some point, faking it becomes harder than actually going up there and landing on the ******* Moon! They'd have had to send something up for all those independent tracking stations and astronomers to follow, had to have routed communications through a satellite or similar piece of equipment on an Apollo-esque flightpath, had to have filmed the EVAs on the lunar surface in a ******* enormous hanger with all the air pumped out and faked 1/6th mavity (which, by the way, doesn't look like slow motion unless you're a complete imbecile who doesn't understand physics), and kept many hundreds of thousands of people completely silent about the whole affair. It couldn't bloody happen! There's just no way to fake it!
They actually had to go there!
I've just about lost the (
very little) patience I had before for morons who think the lunar landings were hoaxed. One of mankind's greatest achievements, and you want to think it was faked and are prepared to ignore all evidence to the contrary. You're all ****s. Every last one of you. And when I'm elected supreme overlord of this world, you're all going to be first up against the wall to face the firing squad. Anyone that dumb has forfeited their right to take up valuable oxygen.
Dislaimer - I'm just drunk enough right now to say exactly what I'm thinking. If I've threatened death to anyone, I didn't mean it.
Unless you think the Moon landings were hoaxed, in which case I do mean it.
