If a small man tried to mug you at knifepoint....

burtie · 30 Jul 2009 at 00:06

Freefaller said:
Of course. Even though I'm a big guy and could probably easily overpower him, and I stay relatively cool under pressure, I still couldn't conceive the idea of being held at knife point by a someone. Whether or not he's a small man is irrelevant - it doesn't take much to inflict a lethal wound with a knife.

He could also run around a bit get you tired out, and bam your dead. Big = slow.

me227 · 30 Jul 2009 at 00:28

PMKeates said:
Let alone small, I once had a 6' 6" guy pull a metal pole on me. I punched the crap out of him until he literally blew away from me.

Streets of Rage 2 was a great game.

Were you on rollerblades by any chance? Or is that SoR 3?

Pestilence · 30 Jul 2009 at 00:34

Chimerical said:
It'd be an interesting way to die at least. Think of the adrenaline rush as you're brutally stabbed through the gut and lie there on the ground bleeding profusely.

With an attacker this short, it would be strangely like the final scenes of "Don't Look Now".

You could even rhyme off some Donald Sutherland lines as you bled to death.

ac1d1ty · 30 Jul 2009 at 00:36

Never argue with a knife :\

ac1d1ty · 30 Jul 2009 at 00:41

ShaolinDreams said:
casually get my wallet out throw it at him, whilst it flew through the air i would pounce his knife arm... grabbing it and applying a wing chun armlock... now i can either make him drop the blade or break his arm

midget chavs stand no chance.

And me being the "midget chav", would side step you, and stick my knife in your side.

I would then withdraw knife and stick it again into your lower side giving your kidneys a nice hard time.

I would then leave you bleeding out while I scoop up your wallet and walk away.

I shall then proceed to examine your wallet and see that you died for nothing but your pride.

GreatAuk · 30 Jul 2009 at 00:45

I'd end up running away screaming like a little girl, then live to regret it for years afterwards when it turned out it was just a homeless orphan holding a remote control.

Minstadave · 30 Jul 2009 at 00:46

System_ofa_Down said:
I would then withdraw knife and stick it again into your lower side giving your kidneys a nice hard time.

Your kidneys are pretty high up, just below your ribs, so you'll have to jump

Pestilence · 30 Jul 2009 at 00:47

Minstadave said:
Your kidneys are pretty high up, just below your ribs, so you'll have to jump

Change his post to "I side step you and stab you right in the scrotum.", and it's quite a bit worse! :eek:

Chimerical · 30 Jul 2009 at 00:49

Pestilence said:
With an attacker this short, it would be strangely like the final scenes of "Don't Look Now".

You could even rhyme off some Donald Sutherland lines as you bled to death.

It'd make for a good story to tell the grand kids. You'd be dead and there would end up being no grand kids but still, a great story.

D D Danneh · 30 Jul 2009 at 00:58

Did someone say midget knives?

Pestilence · 30 Jul 2009 at 00:59

Chimerical said:
It'd make for a good story to tell the grand kids. You'd be dead and there would end up being no grand kids but still, a great story.

etom · 30 Jul 2009 at 01:21

Nitefly said:
B.

A wallet is merely a wallet, whereas a life is irreplaceable.

But then again, you have to ask yourself...

...what would Platinum87 do?

give him the wallet, then follow the midgit home spending a day planning to murder everyone of the midgits friend before trapping him in a box i guess

what i would do depends on how angry this midgit looked

and the size of the knife / how he is holding it i'd definatly reach for my wallet then i'd like to think i would throw/drop it on the floor and presumeing hes more intrested in the wallet then me that would be a good window to sprint off or kick him in the face/disarm him if not then would be plan b give him the wallet and beg for mercy

Efour · 30 Jul 2009 at 01:31

i would pick him up, rip off his trousers and bugger him till he couldn't cry any more. That would teach him a lesson.

Its highly unlikely he is going to stab you anyway.

ShaolinDreams · 30 Jul 2009 at 01:42

System_ofa_Down said:
And me being the "midget chav", would side step you, and stick my knife in your side.

I would then withdraw knife and stick it again into your lower side giving your kidneys a nice hard...
I sha.

amazingly you missed my vital organs, as the adrenaline rushes through my system i jump up and lightening charge you in a fit of rage. as you keep rumadging in my wallet for any sign of cash to upgrade your flip-flops i tactically bite your head off. game over nice try

Pestilence · 30 Jul 2009 at 01:44

ShaolinDreams said:
amazingly you missed my vital organs, as the adrenaline rushes through my system i jump up and lightening charge you in a fit of rage. as you keep rumadging in my wallet for any sign of cash to upgrade your flip-flops i tactically bite your head off. game over nice try

Don't forget the spinning piledriver.

elroberto · 30 Jul 2009 at 01:46

I'm sorry, but I'd be swinging my fists. Not that I'm claiming to be hard, I'm just exceptionally tight with my money! And besides, I'm a big lad, I think if I hit a little fella full force, he's not going to be able to tell his arse from his elbow let alone stab me!

ShaolinDreams · 30 Jul 2009 at 01:47

Pestilence said:
Don't forget the spinning piledriver.

elroberto · 30 Jul 2009 at 01:48

D D Danneh said:

Bring it on, flid!

Gerard · 30 Jul 2009 at 02:53

He would be given a raping the likes of which ive never administered before. :confused:

zetec452 · 30 Jul 2009 at 02:54

B: Mainly because I very rarely carry cash and it would only take 30 - 60 mins to cancel my cards. Just because somebody is short (even 4ft 3 haha) you do not know what they are capable of.