Awesome! Is that from Glimmer Man?
If a small man tried to mug you at knifepoint....
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Awesome! Is that from Glimmer Man?
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Give him your wallet ... then when he turns away, belt him in the head get your wallet back and steal his knife 
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If it was a dwarf i would tell him he could have my wallet if he could kick himself in the head 
Having been on the receiving end of an attempted muggin before i would still say A
Some people on here do know how to look after themselves without a keyboard
Having been on the receiving end of an attempted muggin before i would still say A
Some people on here do know how to look after themselves without a keyboard
On a related note, my sister's boyfriend was mugged at knifepoint by a girl. It's my favourite story.
She demanded his bag, he gave it to her... and as she was walking off he'd realised that all his passport and everything was in there, so he decided to be a hero... he grabbed her arm, and as she struggled, her coat came off. They stood looking at each other, he had her coat, she had his bag.. and he asked if she wanted to swap. There was obviously something important in there cause she dropped his bag and asked for it back.
heh. never let him live it down though.
She demanded his bag, he gave it to her... and as she was walking off he'd realised that all his passport and everything was in there, so he decided to be a hero... he grabbed her arm, and as she struggled, her coat came off. They stood looking at each other, he had her coat, she had his bag.. and he asked if she wanted to swap. There was obviously something important in there cause she dropped his bag and asked for it back.
heh. never let him live it down though.
How could the coat come off whilst the bag stayed on?
do not do this unless been properly taught and practiced it a thousand times to the point where you can do it with your eyes closed, looking up disarming techniques on the internet and trying to disarm soemone would get you killed in the real world
Just saying if she was wearing the coat it doesn't make much sense.
If the bag was in the hand of the arm he pulled she would have to swap the bag to the other hand to allow him to get her coat off and then swap the bag again to allow him to pull the other sleeve off her arm.
Oh wow. Hmmm. I guess I must have made it up. I mean, goodness, I suppose it's my own fault for summarising a story rather than painstakingly writing a novel about it. I know for next time at least. Next time i'll make up a story where I'm actually there for the climax, so that I witness any sleight of hand or magic tricks involved.
I was in a situation a few years back, where a guy about my size was holding what could be described as a small pen knife. About the size of the smallest knife in a kitchen set.
Same thing, demanded my cash, phone etc.. I was shocked and **** bricks at first. But then I just started shouting at him, I wont repeat the language but it's what you would expect from someone in a tracksuit at the time - basically inviting him to do it, have a go. To be honest, I think he was shocked I had the balls to have a go back. Don't get me wrong it could have gone very badly, but I sized him up, you can tell by the eyes when they don't look NO SWEARING mental then your all good
Same thing, demanded my cash, phone etc.. I was shocked and **** bricks at first. But then I just started shouting at him, I wont repeat the language but it's what you would expect from someone in a tracksuit at the time - basically inviting him to do it, have a go. To be honest, I think he was shocked I had the balls to have a go back. Don't get me wrong it could have gone very badly, but I sized him up, you can tell by the eyes when they don't look NO SWEARING mental then your all good
I was in a situation a few years back, where a guy about my size was holding what could be described as a small pen knife. About the size of the smallest knife in a kitchen set.
Same thing, demanded my cash, phone etc.. I was shocked and **** bricks at first. But then I just started shouting at him, I wont repeat the language but it's what you would expect from someone in a tracksuit at the time - basically inviting him to do it, have a go. To be honest, I think he was shocked I had the balls to have a go back. Don't get me wrong it could have gone very badly, but I sized him up, you can tell by the eyes when they don't look f@#king mental then your all good
How did you excrete bricks? Surely you'd have been hospitalised. Your story doesn't make any sense. It's stupid. Actual bricks came out of your bum?