Friday Joke

SlyReaper

SlyReaper

SlyReaper

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Ladies and gentleman, this is your autopilot speaking. We have just embarked on the world's first ever fully automated flight from London to New York. Although the plane contains no human flight crew, please let me assure you that it has been built to the highest standards, and I have been programmed with the most sophisticated flight software ever written. There really is absolutely nothing that can possibly go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong.

*dons flamesuit*
 
I'd normally call "BAN" on occasions where poor jokes are posted and they are beyond an acceptable quality.

This would be no exception.
 
I just read through all the conditions and medical problems thread and felt sorry for those ocukers - but words cant desrcibe the sheer anger I feel knowing that they have to suffer and then read this. Shame on you.
 
thats not even remotely funny!!!!!! now look up michael mcintyre live at the apollo on youtube, THAT is funny!!!!

Permaban for op
 
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger.'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK,'she said..'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass
- . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that
is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea....'

To which the little girl replies, 'So do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't even seem to know [yikes!]?
 
marc2003 said:
the door is that way ------------>
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It actually is as well, weird!

doorthatway.jpg
 
mrk said:
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger.'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK,'she said..'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass
- . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that
is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea....'

To which the little girl replies, 'So do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't even seem to know [yikes!]?
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Rubbish. Get out.
 
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