Fake Tan

I know this girl who uses fake tan. One day she was in her room spraying her leg, and got it on her leg and also all over the floor. Not noticing all the fake tan on the floor she walked on it and you can guess what the result will be.

I attach a pic anyway :p

 
hm, i dunno. i think a light spray tan can look pretty good. My girfriend gets them for free sometimes as her sister works in a beauty salon. looked pretty hot.

Don't really care all that much though. I don't find pale skin that bad at all.
 
Fake tan isn't a bad thing.

Badly done fake tan is a bad thing. And by that, I mean tan that you can tell is obviously fake.

Brown girlfriend wins though - automatic full time tan.
 
During this ridiculous heat wave and blistering sunshine, i wandered past the tanning salon down the road, and it was packed, wanted so badly to point out that the sun was out and free, but figured a fool and their money is easily parted and left the orange women to it :)
 
Some people don't tan well using the sun and just burn... and these are the people who are most prone to skin cancer.

Skin cancer is the most common of cancers... I think nearly 100 000 people get it each year in the UK... to put that in perspective, about 600 000 people in the UK die each year, so for every 6 people who die, someone gets skin cancer.

Pale skin looks fine anyway
 
One of the girls at work does spray tans on the side, I've got a leaflet here somewhere.

www.sienna-x.co.uk apparently.

A few of the girls at work have been sprayed by her and it looks quite nice, certainly better than those who use sunbeds.
 
Its interesting how popular tanning has become actually.

It used to be that the paler the better, as it shows you don't have to go outside and 'labour in the fields', and rather had servants/slaves/peasants to do it. Nowadays, it seems that a tan is what most people, especially females, aim for.
 
It depends on your skin, I have a few blackheads and spots, the sun really helps minimise the blemishes as it dries my skin and makes it darker.

But women are over obsessed with it, mainly because it is the "look" at the moment, it proves you can afford foreign holidays I suppose.

But unless you are like me it doesn't really affect attractiveness imo. Hot girl is hot, tanned or not.
 
Fake tan and anyone uses it fails. I am ginger, pale and proud and that's how I like my women too.

So there.

:D
 
Ok guys I just thought I would contribute to this and give some input to what has now changed the whole concept of tanning for me...

Dove Summer Glow.

Seriously. I HATE sunbathing (it bores the crap out of me), and I HATE sunbeds because of the downright damage they do to your skin, so I was eagerly looking for something else that would make me look less pasty. A friend told me about this so I went and bought a couple of bottles and spank me sideways if it doesn't work a damn treat. In short:


  • It actually gives an all-over natural looking golden tan
  • Takes only 3 or 4 applications before you really notice it
  • Goes on evenly because it's normal cream
  • It doesn't smell bad, so female friendly

I'm serious guys, if you haven't tried it then do so now. I was about to give up hope of maintaining some colour without screwing up my skin but this is a sodding revelation, it looks awesome, and i'll be buying it until they stop making it. Give it a try. :D
 
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Richdog said:
  • It actually gives an all-over natural looking golden tan
  • Takes only 3 or 4 applications before you really notice it
  • Goes on evenly because it's normal cream
  • It doesn't smell bad, so female friendly
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Does it make you glow in the dark? ;)
 
There's nothing hotter than a girl who is completely confident with her skin tone. Fake tan looks disgusting, particularly around the feet and arms where it's all faded, patchy and runny.

I'm fortunate enough to have a GF like this.
 
simulatorman said:
Does it make you glow in the dark? ;)
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No but i'm working on that. :p

shifty_uk said:
There's nothing hotter than a girl who is completely confident with her skin tone. Fake tan looks disgusting, particularly around the feet and arms where it's all faded, patchy and runny.

I'm fortunate enough to have a GF like this.
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There's nothing hotter than a tanned (but not too tanned) looking woman with a cracking body either. Horses for courses.
 
/Thom\ said:
you say fake tan, i think of this:
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please just leave the fake tan alone!
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Seeing that made me think of the 1986 film Soul Man with C. Thomas Howell.

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