It’s the little green men from the bottom of the garden.
UFO's are running Windows?
Why do you think they keep crashing?
The title of this thread hurt my brain...
that reminded me of
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/7/the-spoon-murder-831098.html
your are very slowly and inefectively going to be murdered by loud windows noises xD
I think you should try and make contact with the other computer user by replying to his loud log off sound with one of your own, like the way they do in Close Encounters.
I think theres an attic conversion next door to him on the right. He has neighbours on both sides, just the gardens connect on the left though the houses are seperated by an alley. Chances are its just next door on the right one of the kids in the attic.
I think you should try and make contact with the other computer user by replying to his loud log off sound with one of your own, like the way they do in Close Encounters.