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Are they all as confusing as this?
Are they all as confusing as this?

Spank one out on her while she's sleeping. Either way, you'll know your fate come the morrow.
And for my serious response:
I'd personally say that she wants to make-up as opposed to split-up.
EDIT:
Ah, I see you've resolved your conundrum. In this instance, I draw your attention once again to the night-attack. For added effect, make little explosion noises when you do start the bombardment.

I dont think i would have ever seen that as breaking up. lol, Just making up
Are they all as confusing as this?

Yes.. and even more so when you marry one.
For example:
Wife - "I'm off to bed now hun, I'm tired, see you in the morning".
"Ok hun", trying to see through/past her legs whilst watching MoD.
next morning, Wife is in a sulk.
"What's wrong with you?", I ask..
then.. the "Nothing" comment which certainly means something is wrong.
Hours later.. "So how come you were up last night so long? I was waiting for you"!
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*imagines woman sitting round in skimpy nightware waiting getting bored* >.< oh dear
You've given her the power now mate. Good luck!
I just did this to my missus to make up after we fell out and she thought I meant break-up.
Definitely worth the bump![]()