Does anyone else want to hit people that say the following?.......

The Dread Pirate · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:37

Mat said:
*swoon*, What a guy...!

Stoke me a clipper I'll be back for Christmas... Whatever!

Prophet · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:37

Right just mentioned Robbie being on the X Factor and got this responce from one of them.

"Robbie, Yeah I'd suck his sauce straight from the bottle"

It really sickens me! Our sayings are far less derogatory!

Sawell · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:40

Orange Peel said:
Right just mentioned Robbie being on the X Factor and got this responce from one of them.

"Robbie, Yeah I'd suck his sauce straight from the bottle"

It really sickens me! Our sayings are far less derogatory!

Are they fat? Maybe they're actually hungry.

Tripnologist · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:40

Alfie said:
I find it really offensive and i'm not even a woman. Whatever happend to being a nice bloke?

You're not the only one. Though I only find it offensive when it refers to an act of violence.

Mat · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:42

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Stoke me a clipper I'll be back for Christmas... Whatever!

You'd do all that from the comfort of your indescribable, inconceivable bunker?

antijoke · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:43

Sawell said:
I'd seriously consider getting serious with that bird! Then look at the grass on the other side and seriously regret the seriousness of my commitments prior to the future present stage said relationship, ultimately seriously breaking her heart and finding some serious alternate ginsters.

xJcBx · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:45

"She'd Get It!"

or

"I'd do 'er in the wrong-un!"

The Mad Rapper · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:45

Alfie said:
.....When referring to an attractive woman:

*I'd smash that
*I'd split her in half
*I'd ruin her

etc etc.

Surely these things are only said by virgins with a penis built on a 45nm process?

I find it really offensive and i'm not even a woman. Whatever happend to being a nice bloke?

Not at all. I have/am a huge member and I say those things regularly

Sawell · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:48

I'd nice bloke her right up the poop shoot

The Dread Pirate · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:48

Mat said:
You'd do all that from the comfort of your indescribable, inconceivable bunker?

Immovable & Impenitrable Bunker™ and I'm not using it at the moment the apocolypse hasn't started yet!

dangerstat · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:49

Sawell said:
I'd smash her pasty

Tefal · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:50

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Immovable & Impenitrable Bunker™ and I'm not using it at the moment the apocolypse hasn't started yet!

I knew there was a weakness!!!

*sets up camp outside door to break in when Squiff tries to enter*

Saundie · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:52

I'd pass her mashty

Mat · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:53

Tefal said:
I knew there was a weakness!!!

*sets up camp outside door to break in when Squiff tries to enter*

Join the queue... I bought pizza to try and bluff my way in as a delivery boy!

dangerstat · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:54

Saundie said:
I'd pass her mashty

I'd navigate her mount point

Vonhelmet · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:54

I prefer going down anyway. I'll have to come up with some hideous phrase based on that.

stinamoo · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:55

Orange Peel said:
Right just mentioned Robbie being on the X Factor and got this responce from one of them.

"Robbie, Yeah I'd suck his sauce straight from the bottle"

It really sickens me! Our sayings are far less derogatory!

At least that one doesn't imply damage to either party? "Smash her pasty", "hit it", "ruin her" and "split her in half" sound pretty violent!

~>Dg<~ · 12 Oct 2009 at 16:59

id ready up and go large

naefeart · 12 Oct 2009 at 17:00

It only bothers me when guys say such things infront of random girls in the pub so they can hear it.

Them tend to be quite confident that it'll work though. Go figure!

n

Sawell · 12 Oct 2009 at 17:00

I'd upgrade my RAM on her motherboard