Does anyone else want to hit people that say the following?.......

~>Dg<~ · 12 Oct 2009 at 17:03

id ready up and go large

noscope her in the face

fire in the hole

mac1st3 · 12 Oct 2009 at 17:03

I'd partition her hard drive

or alternatively listen to the lyrics of Bloodhound gang's Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
classic lines such as "marinade the whoopie rod in the oyster ditch"

Buffman · 12 Oct 2009 at 17:05

You want to hit people like me

ThriceNightly · 12 Oct 2009 at 17:05

Sawell said:
I'd smash her pasty

how is pasty correctly pronounced is it pasty as in pasty faced or pastie as in cornish?

also..... what.s that term on these forums i sometimes come across somthing like break her back door in or words to that effect?

Sawell · 12 Oct 2009 at 17:05

I'd chkdsk her volume

PardonTheWait · 12 Oct 2009 at 17:07

ThriceNightly said:
how is pasty correctly pronounced is it pasty as in pasty faced or pastie as in cornish?

also..... what.s that term on these forums i sometimes come across somthing like break her back door in or words to that effect?

Kick her back doors in... are you struggling to visualise it?

And it's pasty as in cornish

Amp34 · 12 Oct 2009 at 17:33

"I'd slide my chipolata between her volovants"

One for the cocktail party there...

Eriedor · 12 Oct 2009 at 17:36

Man there's some sensitive souls in here.

Sawell I think it's time you stopped......

Talbs13 · 12 Oct 2009 at 17:36

Sawell said:
I'd chkdsk her volume

OMG. Please stop!!!! Crying with belly ache laugh out loud roll on floor teebeeh

EdGey · 12 Oct 2009 at 17:43

'id ruin her' is not so nice, but 'id smash her pasty', is just pure awesomeness.

ThriceNightly · 12 Oct 2009 at 17:44

PardonTheWait said:
Kick her back doors in... are you struggling to visualise it?

And it's pasty as in cornish

Thanks yes I was finding it difficult to visualise what the term meant.

It was not as obvious as say 'spreading the meat curtains'

.Lethal · 12 Oct 2009 at 17:45

Sawell said:
I'd upgrade my RAM on her motherboard

mac1st3 said:
I'd partition her hard drive

Sawell said:
I'd chkdsk her volume

I want to cover you in thermal paste and overclock you till you BSOD

PardonTheWait · 12 Oct 2009 at 17:45

ThriceNightly said:
Thanks yes I was finding it difficult to visualise what the term meant.

It was not as obvious as say 'spreading the meat curtains'

Doesn't mean the same thing though

Amp34 · 12 Oct 2009 at 17:46

ThriceNightly said:
Thanks yes I was finding it difficult to visualise what the term meant.

It was not as obvious as say 'spreading the meat curtains'

That's just crude...

ThriceNightly · 12 Oct 2009 at 17:51

Amp34 said:
That's just crude...

spose you could leave the meat bit out and just have

I'd like to spread her curtains

Buffman · 12 Oct 2009 at 17:55

I'll add to this what I've previously heard:
"I'd like to staple her beef curtain to my mouth"
I lol'd. Then died a little inside.

Hotwired · 12 Oct 2009 at 17:56

*insert something involving skewer and kebab*

twist3d0n3 · 12 Oct 2009 at 18:03

i'll rearrange her internal organs?

Le_Petit_Lapin · 12 Oct 2009 at 18:06

Take her up the cobbled street?

Explore Fishmongers Market with her?

Poke her Swiss Cheese?

Ripen her Tomato?

Bring her rose to bloom?

PGdude · 12 Oct 2009 at 18:08

Anyone heard "I'd 'Hey Boy!' his Mr. T"?

That's for homosexual relations though.

For a paedophile that is.