Stupid things you used to believe as a kid

[bullit in head]

that when people died in film and on TV they really died, and was shocked when they turn up in somethng different.



bullit

 

[knip]

that babies came out of a woman's bum when they were born.

Hahaha, I just remembered, I thought you went to a special supermarket and picked a baby out

 

[Pish]

i thought that st george actually killed a dragon, rather than the metaphor

 

[Casdawer]

God, Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy all that made up rubbish.

 

[mame]

That the x-ray specs that were free in next months Beano (in about 1989) would let me see girls naked

 

[Deific]

i thought that st george actually killed a dragon, rather than the metaphor

I'm not joking when I say,


this is the first time I am learning this.


lol

 

[Talbs13]

Sausages are made out of pig brain, I blame my sister for that one

40% of sausages are parts of the Pig's head, brain, nose, ears etc, your sister is correct.

60% of the Greg's Sausage Rolls contents are Pig Brain, Ear, Nose etc^^^.

 

[[ASSE]Hinchy]

Oh I remember at one stage thinking that to get pregnant a girl had to put a guys willy in her mouth. That was pretty embarrassing looking back. Thankfully I never told anyone..

 

[Cosimo]

The bogeyman lived under my bed at night and would get me if I was a bad boy.

 

[Deific]

I remember when I was in year 8 (12yo) and a guy in the class thought that when people had sex, the sperm from the man and the egg from the woman met in the middle of the couple, the sperm entered the egg placing a baby, at which point the egg went back into the woman.

Yes, he really was 12 years old lol. Needless to say I pmsl.

 

[Totality]

If you ate a rubber you would shrink

If you ate apple pips an apple tree would grow inside you

God I was dumb... No change there then!!

 

[Sawell]

Thanks for all your stories, some of them are brilliant. I wrote an article on this.

 

[BrightonBelle]

"Eat your crusts, it will make your hair nce and curly"

I am half chinese - this is only half likely, if not at all. :/

Carrots help you see in the dark! (or is that one true?)

In addition to the above:

The tooth fairy is real... I always used to get a right stingy one

BB x

 

[Vix]

Come the 1st November, I'd always rush outside to check if a Pentagram had been etched outside the front door.

Dad use to tell me that the Witches on Halloween would etch a Pentagram outside good childrens houses as a beacon for Santa to deliver presents on Christmas Eve. He'd draw this with, I think, plumbers chalk (kinda a yellow oily thing) that would take literally months to go away, even through the cold rainy and snowy winters.

Aww I like that one!

I used to think that car indicators came on automatically and would wonder 'how do they know which way you are going?'

And that children always stayed children, and wondered 'where do grown-ups come from?'

i've pretty much stayed a child anyway though

 

[jakeke]

40% of sausages are parts of the Pig's head, brain, nose, ears etc, your sister is correct.

60% of the Greg's Sausage Rolls contents are Pig Brain, Ear, Nose etc^^^.

I had convinced myself this wasn't true. Now I blame you for me never eating sausages again

 

[SlyReaper]

If you pull a face and the wind changes, your face will be stuck like that forever.
If you step on the cracks between pavement slabs, a bear will come out and eat you.

 

[Lydzor]

I used to tell my brother that if he didn't flush the toilet chain then a monster would come out and hunt him down. He started flushing it in the end.

I also told him that shampoo was created by the poo of a guy called Sham, then made a fabricated story of its invention to back up the claim.

 

[Glaucus]

When I was very young for some reason I thought grandparents used to cook snake and kidney pie...

 

[MattCat]

Jesus....

 

[mcast123]

I thought santa and god were real, it's amusing how people accept santa is imagined yet still believe in religion.