Talk to yourself 10 years ago

"Don't go into business with your best mate. He will end up shafting you and leaving you £20k in debt and your friendship will be over and you'll never speak to him for the rest of your life."

"When that hot woman in accounts suggests to you that you find out for yourself whether she is wearing tights or stockings, do not put your hand up her skirt. That next two months you will have the hottest sex of your life but the misery afterwards will not be worth it. She is a bunny boiler and will later make your life hell by stalking you."

"Don't move jobs to that really appealling one in 4 years time. It will be the worst career move of your life"
 
Don't eat all that pizza from last week. you'll want some for the morning when you can't be bothered fixing anything proper. oh and don't run out of toilet roll.
 
I was 12, and I wouldn't change much of my childhood, soo...

"Two planes will hit the twin towers on 11/09/01. On 26/12/04 a Tsunami in the Indian ocean will kill 300,000. The Euro Lottery results for 17/11/06 are 12, 22, 32, 33, 36, 2 and 6. Don't lose her."
 
Don't move into that house with R and K, it will only cause you problems and don't get into anymore relationships at work, leave those well alone! Know that your family *will* be there when you need them... and you *will* need them before long but you've got some troubled times ahead where that is concerned.
Go back to the dentist, now! Sell those shares as soon as you can and make sure you go on those TKD holidays... all of them!
 
"I wish I could have spoken to you 10 years earlier to tell you to pull your finger out at school and in your first degree but anyway, you're back on track, hope you're enjoying all the clunge."
 
Buy a LOT of shares, Microsoft if you can afford them, alternatively, shares in flight companies like BA, Virgin etc then sell them just before 11/09/01

Also, the girl coming your way? you'll know her when you meet her, you've got many choices, but the one that I know won't work is being the nicest guy in the world, apparently what you think is being nice and respectful, is just plain creepy and boring to her man up, don't care what people think, besides, there will be plenty more who are more interesting and less up themselves :) Oh, and the friends you have at the moment? the majority of them are infact going to talk about you behind your back, and leave you out of things, find some new people :)
 
"Oh yes I almost forgot, in about 5 years you will go on a trip to London with your Drama class, at the end of the night after watching "The Woman in Black", which will scare you you pussy, the girl you have been infatuated with for years will come and talk to you, don't be a pussy, don't act cool and stop being paranoid, be yourself because she does like you, on the bus home she will ask if she can sit next to you about a 1/4 of the way into the journey, now, this is important, tell Danny to move and he will understand, I know, I asked him afterwards, then tell her to come and sit with you.

Don't screw this up, I really want to know what would have happened :( "
 
The question is, do you think you would really listen to what you have to say of would you tell this old fart to get lost?!

If you told you not to do things or go places, don't you think it would be too intriguing to know why, or to go and find out and probably end up doing those things anyway?
 
"Don't waste your time on jobs with no prospects. After college, go straight to Uni, you can learn to drive whilst there and you will have better options if you really work at AS ICT and Physics. Look after your heart!"
 
"Well buddy, a year from now you'll be sitting on a bench on a beach in Salou looking out on a beautiful sunset with your wife.....and you will agree to separate when you get back home. The warning signs are there right now dude! Sam will be nearly 3 so he'll miss you, but be there for him ALWAYS!....Oh and that park bench where you'll spend most of xmas day contemplating your life? Get over it.....!"
"Also, sept 4th 2001, ring Chris at 7am and beg him not to get on that motorbike in 10mins time.... :("

"Dude, in 2 months time, you'll be frikkin 30!!! :eek:"

Sheeshh......you've opened the gates now....*sniff*
 
Hey your 14 so no matter what I tell you, your gonna ignore me. Hindsight is a wonderful thing, sex is pretty much as good as you think it is. See ya.
 
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