Talk to yourself 10 years ago
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"In about 6 years time, don't try the acid fool. And also, enjoy school and don't spend year 9 drawing things to freak the teacher out instead of doing work"
Of course being 8 i wouldn't know what acid was so.
Of course being 8 i wouldn't know what acid was so.
I was 18 10 years ago so...
"Stay away from a girl who's name begins with L, you may have an awesome few years with her but she will cheat on you and not just the once. Also don't get involved with a girl who lives in Wales and has a daughter, she'll turn into a psycho. Start getting fitter and actually fill in the application for the police, you will regret it otherwise and kick yourself when you realise that you are wasting your life in a sucky job that you hate. Quit smoking, it will be a lot easier then than it is now. Stop wasting your money, think about what you are about to buy before buying it, you'll save a ton of cash this way."
That's about it.
"Stay away from a girl who's name begins with L, you may have an awesome few years with her but she will cheat on you and not just the once. Also don't get involved with a girl who lives in Wales and has a daughter, she'll turn into a psycho. Start getting fitter and actually fill in the application for the police, you will regret it otherwise and kick yourself when you realise that you are wasting your life in a sucky job that you hate. Quit smoking, it will be a lot easier then than it is now. Stop wasting your money, think about what you are about to buy before buying it, you'll save a ton of cash this way."
That's about it.
Mike - is that you ?
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I would be 9, so before all of the important exams...
"Attached is a copy of all of the important exams you will take up until late 2009 and the answers to each question...
Memorise all of the answers and you will be A-OK.
Oh and go onto http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/ and sign up as soon as it is up and running so that you can take advantage of the free postage, because i am still waiting for this at the age of 19."
"Attached is a copy of all of the important exams you will take up until late 2009 and the answers to each question...
Memorise all of the answers and you will be A-OK.
Oh and go onto http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/ and sign up as soon as it is up and running so that you can take advantage of the free postage, because i am still waiting for this at the age of 19."
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Invent the Tension Sheet.
"When your first girlfriend writes you a letter saying she "wants the two of you to get to know each better" - she doesn't want a cup of coffee and a chat - she wants a tumble. A few years later she'll come out as a lesbian and not only will you not get another chance, you'll arguably be chiefly to blame for her "switching sides". This makes you an idiot."
" In two years time a friend will give you an ultimatum. Don't pay attention to it. Calm down and sort the argument out or you will lose all your friends. When you split with your fiance 4 years later do NOT befriend a referee while you're on the rebound."
haha you lezzer inducer
Aye, my friends warn people that I can "turn them", and its a constant threat to the gf that one day i'll "turn her" and solve all my troubles in one go
I was 21 years old 10 years ago, here goes....
Dont stop going to the Gym, playing football, circuit training, golf etc just because your not enjoying it as much, eventually you will be a big fat knacker and would do anything to be fit once again.
Do put away 25% of your wages every month, believe it or not you can afford it and it will stand you in good stead for the future.
Dont just amble along thinking that something will definately change or come your way....IT WONT, you need to go out and get what you want yourself.
Do learn to accept help from people before everything goes wrong.
That is all
Dont stop going to the Gym, playing football, circuit training, golf etc just because your not enjoying it as much, eventually you will be a big fat knacker and would do anything to be fit once again.
Do put away 25% of your wages every month, believe it or not you can afford it and it will stand you in good stead for the future.
Dont just amble along thinking that something will definately change or come your way....IT WONT, you need to go out and get what you want yourself.
Do learn to accept help from people before everything goes wrong.
That is all
not me soz
Heh - I should introduce you to my cousins.
"Your 18 now, so promise me this;
-Go out more. Much more.
-Dont listen to your parents. They mean well, but have a habbit of saying completely the wrong thing to you.
-Get a flat. 70k seems expensive, it will get much much worse.
-Please dont stop drawing. You have some talent. You'll miss it when it goes.
-Smile more, even when you feel **** inside.
-Talk to people more.
-Regret is much worse than embaressment.
-Oh and work you lazy sod. Your degree depends on it.
-Stay in touch with friends.
-Goto Japan when your asked."
-Go out more. Much more.
-Dont listen to your parents. They mean well, but have a habbit of saying completely the wrong thing to you.
-Get a flat. 70k seems expensive, it will get much much worse.
-Please dont stop drawing. You have some talent. You'll miss it when it goes.
-Smile more, even when you feel **** inside.
-Talk to people more.
-Regret is much worse than embaressment.
-Oh and work you lazy sod. Your degree depends on it.
-Stay in touch with friends.
-Goto Japan when your asked."
See your girlfriends father? He will die of prostate cancer in 6 months. Stop being all mysterious and meet him. Meeting your girlfriends mother for the first time at her fathers funeral is probably not the ideal thing to do either. Oh, and if you're planning on visiting the world trade center, best do it in the next year or so.
I'd have been 18 - "Pick a career, stick with it through thick & thin - DO NOT chop & change repeatedly between two. Stop chasing skirt and see more of your mates, you'll miss them when they all leave for Uni. Think carefully about relationships and consequences that arise from them! Even though you don't know her find a way to stop her getting in that car 
. Despite a slight arrogance and cockiness you should be more confident - you should know when, where and towards/with who. Take your Dad, brother & best mate to a Europen cup final in Istanbul.
. Despite a slight arrogance and cockiness you should be more confident - you should know when, where and towards/with who. Take your Dad, brother & best mate to a Europen cup final in Istanbul.