Thursday joke!

Is that even a joke, its just a crude lads joke sometimes referred to as buckaroo. Its like pull a pig etc.

Never ever heard it described as a standalone 'joke'
 
I laughed about 100x more at the fact your phone messed up and added stars everywhere, than i did at the joke.
 
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You know, it was funnier with the stars. At least that had novelty value for two seconds.

And that is a lovely bottom anti, to whom does it belong?
 
When*Bob*found*out*he*was*going*to*inherit*a*fortune*when*his*sickly*father*died,*he*decided*he*needed*a*woman*to*enjoy*it*with.**So*one*evening*he*went*to*a*singles*bar*where*he*spotted*the*most*beautiful*woman*he*had*ever*seen.***Her*natural*beauty*took*his*breath*away.*
‘I*may*look*like*just*an*ordinary*man,’*he*said*as*he*walked*up*to*her,*‘but*in*just*a*week*or*two*my*father*will*die,*and*I'll*inherit*20*million*dollars.’*
Impressed,*the*woman*went*home*with*him*that*evening.*
Three*days*later,*she*became*his*stepmother.

Complete with stars. ;)
 
tis not a joke, tis a game to play with a one night stand!

another variation to this 'tale' is to get a load of mates hiding in your room, get down to business with the chick then shout 'rodeo', all your mates burst out and then you see how long you can stay in...
 
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