In the meantime I'm going to send myself to my room without any lunch so I can have a good think about what a silly boy I have been.
just make sure you mop the kitchen floor up first

In the meantime I'm going to send myself to my room without any lunch so I can have a good think about what a silly boy I have been.
You can rest assured that a professional has been called to deal with it. In the meantime I'm going to send myself to my room without any lunch so I can have a good think about what a silly boy I have been.
Seriously, you've just been unlucky. The filling loop is definitely a consumer control. I've taught little old ladies how to do it. Yours was just broken unfortunately. The filling loop is easy to replace, I've taken them apart numerous times to fix leaks or replace other parts behind it. Everything is made of cheap black plastic which pin-holes because most don't have a miniature expansion vessel fitted on the cold main.. but I digress.
I'm still in shock seeing pictures with the dials turned fully to HOT
You do know that even turning it down marginally will have no noticeable effect on the heat but could actually save you money!!!
Re the ISO valve, It looks open anyway. Ours was a push and twist style tap. Check there is no another ISO valve further down the cold water feed,
To top up and pressurise the system sometimes there is a Tap and or a screw to let water in like the one below
http://www.wickes.co.uk/Straight-Filling-Loop/invt/160094
We have had a couple of the tap ones breakwhen they go they will not let water in.