People that annoy you - fess up

People who cut corners at junctions

People who tailgait me when it's the car infront going slowly

People using foglights when there's no fog - rain/darkness/misted up windows != fog

People who don't want to use a mobile, so use it hands free, but then hold it 6" from their face - thats just retarded

People who can't figure out lanes on a roundabout and nearly drive into me

People who hog the middle lane

People who speed up when I overtake them on motorway/dual carriageway, then slow down again if I pull in behind them

People in chavved up shopping trolleys, who think they're Colin McRae in a Veyron

People who drive "cheeky" cars (Smart ForTwo, Mini, new Beetle) who think it means they can drive "cheekily" - which equates to nothing more than wildly swerving between lanes

People who sit in the right hand lane because they're turning right 2 miles ahead

People who have more important things to do than pay attention to the road - women doing makeup etc

People who dont realise what slowing down and indicating next to a parking space means and get so close that you can't reverse into it.

People who don't thank you when you let them through, let them pull out etc

Edit: Oh, forgot, I can't contribute to one of these threads without mentioning bikers - fair weather power rangers who ride like **************s
 
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Believe it or not, I'm actually an incredibly calm driver - I let all those things was over me when I'm in the car and vent when I get to where I'm going!
 
People who drive Honda CRV's.

Yes - why do they insist on thinking it's some kind of sports car? Jazz drivers are the same.


People who can't use slip-roads: they either dawdle up/down them making no attempt to reach the speed of the traffic, or else charge down and try to push their way in. Last week, on one of my rare journeys on the A14, I witnessed a car which had got to the end of the East-bound slip from St Ives and just stopped there. Yes, it was a Toyota.

People who think being overtaken is an invitation to a race.

People who think being overtaken should be prevented by swerving into the path of the overtaker.



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People who take forever to make a decision to pull away when the light turns green - and basically not observing that the other lights have just turned red and not getting ready for the green light.

People that try and cut me off when using the bus lane legitimately.

People that speed up when I'm overtaking.
 
Oh almost forgot, people that pull up to a pay and pump at a garage [when other pumps are available] then go into the shop to pay. Then this same knobjockey gets in their car,spends 5 minutes fappin about and finally pulls away.
 
2 main issues, 40mph drives no matter what the conditions. Overtook one today along a 60mph road, we got in to a 30 and slowed down only for them to still be doing 40mph and trying to get into my boot.

The second are BMW X-series drivers (usually the X5). They've got the BMW "I own the road attitude" as well as the "4x4 I am invincible attitude". I've nearly been run of the road 3 times by X series drivers :(
 
Oh almost forgot, people that pull up to a pay and pump at a garage [when other pumps are available] then go into the shop to pay. Then this same knobjockey gets in their car,spends 5 minutes fappin about and finally pulls away.

Not as bad as the people who wait for ages so the pump is on the same side as the petrol filler cap. It seems many people don't know just how long the pump reaches...
 
The second are BMW X-series drivers (usually the X5). They've got the BMW "I own the road attitude" as well as the "4x4 I am invincible attitude". I've nearly been run of the road 3 times by X series drivers :(

Weirdly I've never almost been run off the road by any X Series drivers, do you keep getting in the way? :p
 
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We wouldnt have to if the pay at pump system was designed for people with proper cars instead of tiny tanked superminis.

Those ones are ok, just pick them up and move them to the side while they are paying :D
 
Coffin dogers in thier giro collection cars at 7am holding up me up on NSL's. Where the **** are they going at 7am?!
 
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